Elisse

The goddess you cannot deceive. She will see through your lies and hold you accountable. She will likely love you, despite all of your flaws. Keeper of secrets and holds her promises. (Probably covered in random tattoos) the best sex you'll ever have is with her, but good luck getting her attention. Easily the sexiest woman you've ever seen. You can plead but she's still going to leave if you don't bring peace.

Independent, firecracker who could manipulate any human but she fights against her own seduction to be genuine. She is the best mother I've ever seen.

She will give you everything you want until you leave her wanting.

Don't ever mess up and fumble Eli. No one can compare.

After all she's named after Elysium, Paradise for the Gods. . .

If I could just get Elisse to leave Denver, she'd be happy but I guess I'll help her build someone fast to drive instead.

That Elisse is all anyone can talk about.
Elisse's smile consumes her whole face and changes the way the light in the room shines.

by Skrrrtorsquiiiirrt April 15, 2024

Elissa

A slag that gives boys head in their cars and fucks guys on the first link but claims shes not a slag. Elissa also craves male attention and looses boys in clubs but denies it

Who gave you head in a car??

“Elissa”

by 10… July 9, 2024

garrett elison

A bad ass mother fucker

Garrett Elison rode the bus

by Ggelite May 20, 2018

Big Elissa

A girl who will fuck your best friends bother. Pretty annoying but funny as heck.

Watch out! that girls a Big Elissa

by Yeet>< May 13, 2020

josephine elisio

a white girl who likes her children covered in peanut butter

person: do you know who josephine elisio is?
me: is it the white girl who likes her children covered in peanut butter?
person: yes that’s her!

by cinnamonapplef June 16, 2021

Mister Eliason

Leader and mentor of Muntology 101. Professional munter and goonologist known for his extreme skill in jelcing and gooning. He was an OG leader of the Munt Clan. known for his jelking he is also a superb fluffer who pulls and impregnants latinas like no other. The words he uses to pull these woman-Amo mi cama, pero prefiero estar en la tuya. – (I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.) A mentor being compared to genghis kan and johnny sins.

Oh yeah, that Mister Eliason, what a sigma.

by TheKnowledgableOne69420 April 19, 2024

Faire une Elisio

Expression Française signifiant arrêter une relation lorsque l’autre personne en face ne fait pas d’effort.

-personne 1: Hey, comment ça se passe avec ta copine?
-personne 2: Elle ne fait aucun effort dans notre relation, je pense que je vais faire une Elisio…

by triceclaratops November 24, 2021