A hairy, cuddly beast, who is big, strong, and protective. He also farts much of the day, and sometimes leaves the bathroom smelling horrid. Though, he is a big lover, and loves to eat and sleep, like a big bear. He is also reffered to as a beefy bean baerrito. To satisfy an Elis, you must give him back and head scratches, feed him, and please him however possible. Give him your utmost love.
by TehPersonwiththawords September 07, 2014
An amazing ginger who is super cool and funny !
She also laughs randomly and her butt always vibrates.
She also laughs randomly and her butt always vibrates.
by PSEUDONYMNMNM June 05, 2011
A great guy that loves tits and wants to have sex with every girl. Also has a very large penis that is about 7.5 to 8 IN
Boy1:Eli your not gay.
Boy2:Eli your fucking beast.
Girl1:Eli i want you to fuck me.
Boy1: Do it
Eli: I will at my house
Girl1: ho yeah. Stop it Fuck yeah
Girl2: Fuck me now.
Boy2:Eli your fucking beast.
Girl1:Eli i want you to fuck me.
Boy1: Do it
Eli: I will at my house
Girl1: ho yeah. Stop it Fuck yeah
Girl2: Fuck me now.
by Helloha June 12, 2015
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A very funny boy. He usually plays baseball and is moderatly good at it. He has a slightly dirty mind, but, lets be honest, you think its funny. Very athletic and is always foccesing on girls. He is quite a player as well. Usually like speople like Ella or A Bella. Usually tall but he still looks very attractive.
by IMakeWordsJhonnyHotDog October 24, 2019
He is a funny guy and can make you laugh and can be kind and a little mean sometimes but don’t mess with him because when gets mad he can hurt someone he’s also athletic and can be a good boyfriend but sometimes he worry’s to much he’s a good you just have to get to know him people be mean to him or pick on him
by Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiį October 30, 2019
A vey sweet person. Always making everyone laugh. Very mysterious when it comes to schoolwork. There is always someone who really likes him and wants to ask him out. Very shy when he’s around girls. When he’s with his friends nothing can come between them. Eli’s usually are good looking.
by queen Ava Ava January 05, 2020