easter rimming

The beautiful act of inserting a Cadburys egg (Or another well known brand) of whichever proportion seems suitable for the size of said oriface (anus) or how hungry the rimmer is. After waiting for 3 to 5 minutes for the chocolate to become more fluid in consistency the rimmer can proceed to clear the area with their tongue until satisfied that no secretions are left to mark the sheets or sofa or park bench or swimmingpool (Exteme caution is advised when underwater rimming) Rinse and repeat until both rimmer and reimmie are satisfied they are comfortably full.

"Easter soon, better get the mini eggs in and one of those massive ones from Thorntons for Joanne, she loves a bit of Easter rimming"

by EasterBunny6969 May 24, 2018

Eastern Field Hockey

The best field hockey team in new jersey. The girls work their asses off day and night. Their coach is one of the best coaches in the nation, not only is she extremely hard on the girls but she pushes them to strive their greatness. Every girl who graduates from eastern playing field hockey is going D1. Their coach hand makes D1 athletes. Their practices go longer then any other sport at the school. All the girls lift like crazy during the off season, and come back every season stronger then the football team. Before every practice they have an hour of some type of crazy hard run their coach makes up. Every girl on the team is committed all year round and they train like an animal. If you date a girl that plays field hockey for Eastern in New Jersey, Most likely she will out run you, out lift you, out footwork you, and kick your ass. These girls spend their summer training their ASSES off, while still saving some nights to have fun. The team gets better and better every year. Eastern field hockey team could destroy anyone’s football team. Winning their field hockey games 13-0 and have a 20 year streak of being state champs. These girls are beasts.

She plays field hockey at Eastern.... she’s a stud.

Eastern field hockey girls always go D1

Eastern Field Hockey is insane

by Field Hockey June 4, 2018

Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice

You know how you would go play video games at your friend’s house as a kid, and he would let you be player 2 with his second crummy, off-brand, doesn’t-work-right controller? When you lost, you’d complain that it was all the controller’s fault, and half the time you’d be right. This mouse is like that. There is a place for cheap equipment intended for low-precision day-to-day work. A $15 mouse doesn't need to perform like a $150 mouse. But it still needs to get the job done. And Easterntimes Tech's offering here fails at that. I can’t fathom why this mouse is earning positive ratings on Amazon, except that it does indeed function and it’s super cheap. But what good is a cheap gaming mouse that sucks all the joy out of gaming? If you simply must have a wireless mouse and need to save money, you can buy a Logitech G602 for about $40 now, and while it doesn’t compare favorably to a $100+ gaming mouse, at least you won’t feel like throwing it across the room.

Guy 1: I have an Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice.
Guy 2: Try not to accidentally kill yourself from frustration while using it.

by MasterJ5000 September 18, 2020

Eastern Roman Empire

The Eastern Roman Empire, also referred to as the Byzantine Empire or Byzantium, was the continuation of the Roman Empire in its eastern provinces during Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages, when its capital city was Constantinople. It survived the fragmentation and fall of the Western Roman Empire in the 5th century AD and continued to exist for an additional thousand years until the fall of Constantinople to the Ottoman Empire in 1453. During most of its existence, the empire remained the most powerful economic, cultural, and military force in Europe.

The Ottomans whipped Byzantium's ass so hard, that they revolted 4 0 0 years after... Only if it was 420 years... Fuck this job I don't get paid enough to write this shit...

e.g.

Random 1: Yo wanna bully the Turkish kid?

Random 2: Dunno pal look what happened to Constantinople...

Random 1: Oh shii you right.... Eastern Roman Empire my ass.

by Stinky Greek Boy from Syros April 15, 2022

Chocolate Easter Bunny

a guy/girl that is sweet on the outside and hollow on the inside. Hot, but stupid as fuck.

Dick: "Hey Rob, did you see that eye candy across the street? She's hot!"

Rob: "Naw man, she's just a chocolate easter bunny."

Dick: "Word."

by Vamosi Crew April 13, 2011

mole easter

a wonderful human being probably by the name of caroline. they are usually very pretty and talented and don't rape kids

that woman is a real mole easter

by uassfd August 26, 2017

jersey easterling

A girl that played Logan rothwell a.k.a. Th biggest hoe in FMS

That bitch is like a jersey easterling

by Spitting truth November 19, 2019