Earthquoke

A response to something wild, spontaneous, or unpredicted that happens
A phrase similar to shook and and I oop

Did you hear that everyone failed the test?
Sis, I'm earthquoke

by Carolbaskin April 24, 2020

Earthquack

Definition to be still unknown believed to be a legendary pokemon that can shake the earth with only its cries.

Psyduck at powerlevel 999999 of supersaiyan crying Earthquack

by DuckTrainer July 24, 2013

earthqueef

The unfortunate occasion where some dumb bitch with a rank pussy queefs at a party in a closed area thus clearing the whole area and ruining the party.

I was twerking this chick until I realized that I was at the epicenter of an earthqueef and that shit stank.

by NaughtyGreyhound317 July 23, 2012

little earthquakes

Orgasms.

Tori Amos: Little Earthquakes

by Chely May 6, 2018

Earthquack

A period of time,in which the earth goes QUACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Earth:-rumble-
Person 1:What was that!?!?!
Person 2:it's a earthquack-
Earth:QUACKKKKKKKKK

by Fanasyz June 16, 2010

Earthquaking

So there's this BYU thing called "soaking" where a man puts his penis in a woman but instead of thrusting, he just holds still. Pretty boring right? But if he were to move he'd be having sex and thereby breaking the law of chastity.

If only there was some way for him to have a more satisfying experience.

Well now there is! It's called EARTHQUAKING !
All he needs to do is soak on a top bunk and have a friend kick from the bottom bunk.

Satisfaction guaranteed and 100% guilt free.

Kevin was getting tired of just soaking with his girlfriend so he asked his buddy to help him with earthquaking. It's probably against the word of wisdom but who cares.

by TeaAndCum July 6, 2021

Earthquack

Its a common mistake in typing "earthquake"

Me: Oh my god, There was a huge earthquack last night
Friend: A what..
Me: FUCK I MEANT AN EARTHQUAKE

by Quackles Quackling February 6, 2015