Lazy Earl

Verb: To insert one's balls into a women's rectum and then the penis into the vagina, and then just sit there.


derived from a story, not based on an actual person

"Damn my ass hurts"
"Shouldn't have let your man give you a lazy-earl."

by Roberto Joolez November 7, 2004

Earl Of Hamburger

The man that rules over the land of hamburger with an iron fist.

"The current Earl of Hamburger is a tyrant!"
"Yes, he has raised the lettuce tax by 5%"

by The Bishop July 11, 2004

Eskimo Earl

An uncircumcised penis, with an excessive amount of fore skin.

Tom: Did you see his Eskimo Earl?

Jerry: Yah it looked like it was wearing a parka!!!

by 1855 April 6, 2011

Earl Greg

Variation of a Hot Toddy made instead with Earl Grey tea and Orange Jubilee Mad Dog 20/20.

Almost time for bed, I sure could go for a piping hot serving of Earl Greg in my mouth!

by DDCS2009 March 17, 2023

earl wolff

n. url-woolf

pseudonym for the penis of former pornographic actor Chip Kelly during his failed career in the 1970s era Golden Age of Porn

Chip Kelly: Hey there Ashley Fox! Have you met Earl?

Ashley Fox: Earl who?

Chip Kelly: Earl Wolff! *disrobes pants*

Ashley Fox: OMG that thing is hairy and hideous... but at least it looks like it can run a 4.4 40yard dash.

by penguin farmer July 18, 2013

Earl Sweatshirt

god

Hey have you heard that they found god's real identity?? It's earl sweatshirt

by extraalaaarge December 29, 2020

Dirty Earl

Proper Noun;1) The illest of the ill, dopest of the dope, king of men.

ex. How did you get that black eye?

I was caught in the middle of a dirty earl.
ex.2. We are going to be late for work! Dirty earl.

by ner121 June 15, 2020