Dunch

A meal eaten when you're too lazy to cook two solid meals so only cook once.

That lazy stokie made dunch today as he forgot to eat till later on

by Ernie Whoopass July 21, 2018

Dunch

A reverse blumpkin

That filthy drunken slut gave me a Dunch lastnight and I made her swallow my cum at the same time while flushsing, just to hear the whoosh

by Nessas daddy November 15, 2020

Dunch

The act of being a ragey scrub. An annoying person in a vast majority of ways.

Justin was a dunch today during wellness class.

by HispanicAtTheDiscoh May 21, 2015

Dunch

Dunch : to squash compress or fine tune something. Coined by Melanie, Hampshire, 1994

You're going to need to dunch it up if you want it to fit there!
He was full of it, so I dunched it down to the basics.

by Frank Mageean May 8, 2018

dunch

A person that when spotted, makes the viewer stiff and uncomfortable. Perhaps this individual is devastatingly unattractive, or spits out food when they talk.

Yo Limary, check out that girll...what a fkn dunchhh.

by WBSIII February 9, 2010

Dunch

A dirty, crusty, smelly penis hole.
The male version of a "cunt"

I f*cking hate that stupid dunch!

by 6BluePanther September 4, 2010

dunch napkin

the warm feeling on your neck when you're going down on a girl and she farts

i love dunch napkins

by barnacle jow January 17, 2011