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Dumbass

A natural born idiot who lives life not knowing which way is up or down,left or right, and black from white. An underdeveloped brain. They'd loose their head if it wasn't attached. An unique species. Not to be confused with a dumb blonde which are very similar but indeed different. So the next you meet a dumbass cut them some slack.
Austin: Hey Tanner where's Logan?

Tanner: Oh he's been trying to get his feet out of his shoes for the past half an hour!

Austin: Isn't he wearing tenna shoes?

Tanner: Yep, I gave up and left him.

Austin: Oh gosh Logan he's such a dumbass!

Tanner: Maybe I should go help him untie his shoes.

Austin: Yeah...... He's ( Logan walks in room)

Logan: Hey guys I finally got my shoes off! (Holding scissors and shoe laces in hand)

Austin: Hey Logan maybe you should go back to wearing sandals.
by Snoopystheshit June 29, 2016
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dumbass

1. A person who think Bush is a good president
2. People who name their children after objects (tree/sunflower/cinnamon/house/etc.)
Look at this dumbass he thinks Bush is amazing

What kind of dumbass would name their child cinnamon!?
by LAN_Wee October 8, 2005
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dumbass

The man who lost the popular and electoral vote.

See John Kerry
Looks like that dumbass didn't win enough votes. I guess I'll move to Canada.
by John Cusack November 20, 2004
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dumbass

you only have friends because they want ur money
by CodySwallows November 5, 2003
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dumbass

1)sumone who you have to explain the most simple thing in the world to(repeat about 3 times..........then give up)

2)a person who looks the word dumbass up in the dictionary

3)a person that admits they are a dumbass
1)umm.........i cant think of anything simple because im a dumbass

2)ppl who look up dumbass are dumbasses!!!!!!!!!

3)im a dumbass!
by mullet January 29, 2005
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Dumbass

by Spike Minoda July 10, 2004
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dumbass

Someone who desperately wants to be in a band but, being largely untalented is relegated to the bass guitar - which s/he cannot play very well.
Hey man, that Sid Vicious was a real dumbass
by Oscar Plankton III October 21, 2004
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