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Asshole Drummer

A drummer who mostly plays a basic 4/4 repeating beat which consists of a kick on the 1 and a snare on the 2, with virtually no rolls or fills.
Do you know who Phil Rudd is? Obviously not. He is the drummer for AC/DC, and he is an asshole drummer.
by Vismund December 17, 2009
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Ear Drummers

"Rae Sremmurd" backwards. Come on guys. No one is named "Rae".
"Man, Ear Drummers got the bass bumpin' and the club thumpin' last night".
by Not John Doe April 9, 2015
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drummers syndrome

The condition of Drummers Syndrome occurs once a person owns a pair of drumsticks and/or a Drum Kit. This condition is only curable by selling the drum associated products and buying an instrument that actually requires a stave, clef and key.
Symptoms of Drummers Syndrome include;
- Poor, Tasteless and unfunny jokes.
- constant twitching, resulting in tapping objects
- bad hearing and repeating the last word/s in sentence or question said to them
- other symptoms bear resemblance to mental illness, autism and other mental ratardations.
Typical Drummers Syndrome situations

Drummer Joke;
Drummer: What's yellow and can't swim?
Human: What?
Drummer: Tractor

Drummers Twitch;
Steve's Twitching like a drummer

Drummer bad hearing;
Human: hey jake, can you get me a drink?
Drummer (aka jake): A drink?
by figjamjames November 2, 2007
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drummer face

the face one makes when receiving an intensely awesome oral session from a pro
cock mongrel: so did you hook up with that dominant silverback gorilla you met in the alley last night?

snicker licker: yeah, I totally sucked him off and tongue fucked his asshole for a good three hours, he had some major drummer face goin on
by kandiblades666 August 19, 2009
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muff drummer

Tapping a fanny in a rythmic pattern
Girl: Can you muff drum?
Guy: Yeah, I'm a sick muff drummer!
by muffpacker#1 May 30, 2011
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bum-drummer

A bum-drummer is a male person who partakes in the drumming of the bum, ie a batty boy, queer, homo, shit stabber. or in the conventional wording a homosexual.
get lost you bum-drummer.
by steve-g May 25, 2006
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Drummer Man

Handsome, hyper-masculine, and usually hirsute man as viewed by a gay man. Name derived from "Drummer" magazine.
Brad: Ohmigod, did you see that new bartender at The Manhole?

Casey: He was sooo hot! Total Drummer man!
by JAWIWA April 14, 2008
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