(Singer of band says to guitarist:) Where's Ron?
(Guitarist says:) Hes probably backstage doing a Drummer's Spanking with one of the groupies.
(Guitarist says:) Hes probably backstage doing a Drummer's Spanking with one of the groupies.
by Llama66 October 17, 2019
A drummer who mostly plays a basic 4/4 repeating beat which consists of a kick on the 1 and a snare on the 2, with virtually no rolls or fills.
Do you know who Phil Rudd is? Obviously not. He is the drummer for AC/DC, and he is an asshole drummer.
by Vismund December 17, 2009
by Not John Doe April 10, 2015
The condition of Drummers Syndrome occurs once a person owns a pair of drumsticks and/or a Drum Kit. This condition is only curable by selling the drum associated products and buying an instrument that actually requires a stave, clef and key.
Symptoms of Drummers Syndrome include;
- Poor, Tasteless and unfunny jokes.
- constant twitching, resulting in tapping objects
- bad hearing and repeating the last word/s in sentence or question said to them
- other symptoms bear resemblance to mental illness, autism and other mental ratardations.
Symptoms of Drummers Syndrome include;
- Poor, Tasteless and unfunny jokes.
- constant twitching, resulting in tapping objects
- bad hearing and repeating the last word/s in sentence or question said to them
- other symptoms bear resemblance to mental illness, autism and other mental ratardations.
Typical Drummers Syndrome situations
Drummer Joke;
Drummer: What's yellow and can't swim?
Human: What?
Drummer: Tractor
Drummers Twitch;
Steve's Twitching like a drummer
Drummer bad hearing;
Human: hey jake, can you get me a drink?
Drummer (aka jake): A drink?
Drummer Joke;
Drummer: What's yellow and can't swim?
Human: What?
Drummer: Tractor
Drummers Twitch;
Steve's Twitching like a drummer
Drummer bad hearing;
Human: hey jake, can you get me a drink?
Drummer (aka jake): A drink?
by figjamjames October 18, 2007
cock mongrel: so did you hook up with that dominant silverback gorilla you met in the alley last night?
snicker licker: yeah, I totally sucked him off and tongue fucked his asshole for a good three hours, he had some major drummer face goin on
snicker licker: yeah, I totally sucked him off and tongue fucked his asshole for a good three hours, he had some major drummer face goin on
by kandiblades666 August 20, 2009
by muffpacker#1 May 5, 2011
A bum-drummer is a male person who partakes in the drumming of the bum, ie a batty boy, queer, homo, shit stabber. or in the conventional wording a homosexual.
get lost you bum-drummer.
by steve-g May 18, 2006