Dogma and idiosyncrasies of the socially manufactured zombies caught up in the zeitgeist of its contemporary, tabloid celebrity culture. The ideology behind douchebagism could be summarized as the entirety of the ideas and opinions found within the ”impulse buyers” magazine rack at any given supermarket‘s checkout counter, condensed into a lifestyle, à way of life to aspire to, with its own set of internal rules, and it’s own set of values.
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The relentless, intentional pursuit of being the biggest possible douche in every situation. Think looksmaxxing but instead of optimizing your jawline, you’re optimizing your ability to make everyone around you hate you.
It’s the act of being a complete and total douche but at a maximum level. Similar to “looksmaxxing” or any other vomcringe Gen Z gen Alpha term regarding “maxxing”
Includes but is not limited to: revving your engine at red lights, calling everyone “bro” condescendingly, wearing sunglasses indoors, leaving one-star Yelp reviews for fun, and double-parking on purpose.
The relentless, intentional pursuit of being the biggest possible douche in every situation. Think looksmaxxing but instead of optimizing your jawline, you’re optimizing your ability to make everyone around you hate you.
It’s the act of being a complete and total douche but at a maximum level. Similar to “looksmaxxing” or any other vomcringe Gen Z gen Alpha term regarding “maxxing”
Includes but is not limited to: revving your engine at red lights, calling everyone “bro” condescendingly, wearing sunglasses indoors, leaving one-star Yelp reviews for fun, and double-parking on purpose.
Examples:
Person 1: “Dude you are a fucking douche!”
Person 2: “Yeah I know. I’ve been douchemaxxing recently.”
“Kyle showed up to the funeral in a tank top, hit on the widow, and then asked if there was free food. He’s been douchemaxxing hard lately.”
“Ever since Brad discovered douchemaxxing he won’t stop vaping in people’s faces and calling everything ‘mid.’”
Person 1: “Dude you are a fucking douche!”
Person 2: “Yeah I know. I’ve been douchemaxxing recently.”
“Kyle showed up to the funeral in a tank top, hit on the widow, and then asked if there was free food. He’s been douchemaxxing hard lately.”
“Ever since Brad discovered douchemaxxing he won’t stop vaping in people’s faces and calling everything ‘mid.’”
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