Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin

One participant is sitting on the upper deck of a Toto Toilet while your partner is sitting on the lower deck; with the seat warmer on and the water blasting against their genitals. The upper decker is receiving Fellatio while both parties are passing a Cleveland steamer.

Guy 1: Gawd! Julia is such a basic bitch, i cannot stand her.

Guy 2: Sure, but at least her parents are rich enough to afford a Toto Toilet.

Guy 1: So?

Guy 2: She totally gave me a Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin
Guy 1: Legendary!

by Throbbin-Rockin-Rod January 24, 2018

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The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.

Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!

by Dr. Heinz Doof August 29, 2021

Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.

What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.

by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023

Double Decker Do Ya

When you and your bro have sex with two separate girls on the same bunk bed. One on the top bunk and another on the bottom. When done properly the shaking of the two beds off set each other perfectly.

Bro me and my boy had a double Decker do ya last night with a couple Shorty's

by If your sugar daddy was a Chri February 4, 2019

Double Decker

When you take a shit in the toilet tank instead of the toilet bowl.

Guy 1: Dude I just took a Double Decker!

Guy 2: Aw no way man, right in the hotel bathroom! Right on!

by Triangle smacker December 29, 2019

double decker

One set of tits on top of another.

I thought that girl had a double decker but it turns out the bottoms were implants.

by whycan'tibeblank March 29, 2009

go make yourself a double decker

When you want her to go make a sandwich but she still believes in communism.

Girl: I think your argument is invalid.
Guy: Well go make yourself a double decker.

by bonelesspizza January 29, 2017