Doofy doopfuck

What Tyler the Creator called some bitch named andrew.

"She give me my shake, and this big doofy doopfuck just walks in"

by SilverShark April 17, 2022

cocky doody

A child's phrase for shit, caca, feces, crap, dung or turd. Most often used as a noun but also can be used as a verb. It's a friendly, happy phrase, the kind of phrase you'd like to see in a presidential State of the Union address or in a prospectus from another Federal bailout-sucking huge corporation of fat-assed mendacious bastards.

Mommy-mere, I just made a HUGE, honkin' cocky doody, arent' you prouda me?

Listen here, Hoss, I'm a gonna cocky doody on you if'n you don't shut your face!

Mah felluh Ammurkins, I come before ya to make a cocky doody on the economy, which already is a cocky doody.

by Kandy the Embezzler June 30, 2009

Oofy Doofy Theory

Oofy Doofy Theory also known asdoofus ,hubby schlubby,wounded bird weak man narrative weak sauce narrative theory. refers to nerdy, geeky men who are alledged getting all the good looking women while good looking men chads are alone and not getting dates.

Steve is getting all the women now that oofy doofy theory is in effect , women dont give good looking guys the time of day.

by RedWA December 25, 2018

Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy

One of the Friendly Friends at Fox and Friends, the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy (Sometimes incorrectly refereed to as the Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, or even more rarely as Brain Kilmeade) is a anchor and co-host on the weekday version of Fox and Friends. He typically provides sports news, while hitting on Fox and Friends Spare Blonde Alisyn Camerota.

"And we're losing sight of the real problem here!"
"That the Bald Guy who isn't the Black-Haired Guy, who isn't the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, isn't Steve Doocy!" -Stephen Colbert

by Funny Foes of Fox and Friends September 28, 2010

Dookey

A smelly substance usually coming from the butthole but could possibly be found in other place.

Used as an exclamatory statement when in shock or surprised by an event or action

That new girl Jada smells like straight Dookey

OH DOOKEY JADA JUST SPILLED FOOD ON ME!!!

by Hannahisprobspooping January 15, 2017

Doody Booty

The condition resulting from outright shitting yourself or sharting.

Oops! I just shit myself! Now I have Doody Booty again:(

by stxnthamix February 5, 2018

Uggo Dook

A person that is extremely ugly and reminds you of dookie.

A:Ugh, why does nobody like me?
B: It’s because you’re and Uggo Dook

by PurpleGoateyyy April 10, 2021