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woo doody

Joe put ice on his woo doody after his surgery.
by fart in a hailstorm August 4, 2009
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doodie miscarriage

Is when you can't come to term and you might shit yourself or come damn close to shitting yourself. Pretty much also know as bad diarrhea.
I have a DM!!!
Major DM
dropped a DM
doodie massacre
I have a doodie miscarriage
by drop it on the one August 27, 2008
mugGet the doodie miscarriagemug.

doody stick

Typically you chase your sister with it after you scrape it off your shoe, now you have a doody stick.
by little brother8 November 30, 2013
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Doodie Shank

(n.) A weapon created when an inmate models up a block of feces either from one sitting, or over many days and eventually carved into a stabbing weapon.

Once used the doodie shank will break off inside of the victim and generate a massive infection from the bacteria in the feces usually resulting in death.
Jerome died from a doodie shank infection while he was in the joint
by Death-Row Lifer August 17, 2010
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doody truffle

The act of replacing a truffle with a a piece of poop
Look jimmy he's eating a doody truffle
by redneck101 November 25, 2013
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Doody Mosaic

The splattering of doody on the back of the toilet bowl, usually placed there by a man, which sometimes takes on the beautiful effect of an Italian Renaissance mosaic. It is particularly difficult to remove and sometimes needs to be scraped.
While cleaning the bathroom this morning, I noticed the doody mosaic eerily resembled Alfred Hitchcock smoking a cigar.
by SheLarry June 24, 2010
mugGet the Doody Mosaicmug.

sperm doodie

When you stick a finger up a males ass, getting shit on it, causing him to cum buckets- therefore causing him to have a sperm doodie.
Yo, Janel stuck her finger up ass last night and gave me the biggest sperm doodie EVER.
by spermwhisperer June 7, 2014
mugGet the sperm doodiemug.

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