doody digit

When a finger (aka digit) pokes through the toilet paper and accidentally contributes to the wiping, causing a poopful finger to ensue. Doody on the digit = a doody digit. Otherwise known as a poke through.
Damn, got a doody digit again after attempting to wipe with that shitty, much too thin toilet paper.
by doody digits are real May 11, 2016
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doody snap

An acceptable way to say "oh shit" in front of your kids.
Oh doody snap! That car almost ran into us!
by Crazy Breezy October 04, 2013
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woo doody

Joe put ice on his woo doody after his surgery.
by fart in a hailstorm August 04, 2009
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Doody Twat

A vagina that has had shit wiped into it. Typical of women who wipe back to front.
DEAR GOD, I'M NOT EATING OUT THAT!!! YOU HAVE A DOODY TWAT!!!
by Doody Twat Hater March 17, 2010
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doody stick

Typically you chase your sister with it after you scrape it off your shoe, now you have a doody stick.
by little brother8 November 30, 2013
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Doody Mosaic

The splattering of doody on the back of the toilet bowl, usually placed there by a man, which sometimes takes on the beautiful effect of an Italian Renaissance mosaic. It is particularly difficult to remove and sometimes needs to be scraped.
While cleaning the bathroom this morning, I noticed the doody mosaic eerily resembled Alfred Hitchcock smoking a cigar.
by SheLarry June 22, 2010
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doodie miscarriage

Is when you can't come to term and you might shit yourself or come damn close to shitting yourself. Pretty much also know as bad diarrhea.
I have a DM!!!
Major DM
dropped a DM
doodie massacre
I have a doodie miscarriage
by drop it on the one July 31, 2008
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