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Bob Dole

The automatic answer to the question 'Who?' in any history class. Is usually best used in the 20th century, but has highest comedic effect when used in European history with idiotic profs.
Who married Anne Boyeln?
Bob Dole.
by Benjy Franks November 8, 2006
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Dole

1. Common word for the Unemployment Benefit. Basically, money for nothing.

2. A kind of Banana.
1: "I used to be on the dole, but after those WINZ fucks started bothering me every week, I told them to stick it up their ass"

2. "Dang, I wanted Dole bananas, not Bonita bananas!"
by KeeWee January 12, 2005
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Dolgeville

A small town in central New York where all the hicks are. No matter how much you hate and want to leave this place. You still end up back here. Everyone’s cousins so it’s hard not to date someone who isn’t your cousin. The high school is so shitty. They’ll throw you out for using your phone during class but snort coke in the bathroom and you get 5 days of oss. Everyone gets pregnant around 15-16 or are crackheads/addicted to vaping by 13.
Seriously. Don’t come to Dolgeville. You’ll leave with an std or a kid.
by the-ole-ass-hoe December 23, 2018
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Doley

To smoke a spliff or blunt by yourself.
“Yo bro let me hit that spliff!”

Nah bro, this is a doley”
by Criipstar June 18, 2021
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BOB DOLE

Jesus Christ, Ghandi, and Chuck Norris all thrown into the same person. Known for singing Safety Dance and washing down loads of viagra with 2 liter bottles of pepsi.
by Jburns April 12, 2010
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doltez

(n):

1. Mistake; screwup; shenanigan.
2. Clumsy, awkward, or uncomfortable individual or establishment with no social skill, tact, or appropriateness.
3. Typographical or spelling error.

(v):

4. To mess something up, whether royally or in a minor way.

(adj):
5. A way to describe someone/something with qualities having to do with or related to a doltez.
(n):

1. Thanksgiving dinner was a doltez. I passed out in the laundry basket again and someone wrote "THINK ABOUT IT" on my face.

2. Helen said the guy she was setting me up with was nice, but he kicked my shins under the table the whole time with his Tevas and texted his dad and was generally a doltez!

3. I passed out from the pain before the tattoo guy finished my "ASSASSIN" tattoo and now I just got "ASSASS" written on my back! Total doltez!

4. Man, I just know I'm gonna doltez that 9/11 mural. I can't draw no crying eagle!

5. Is my resume bad? I posted that shit on Monster.com but only doltez employers ever call me. As if I would ever go work for someone whose business is "Scaggy's Escort Service and Laundromat."
by shirley boom December 23, 2010
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douce bag

misspelling for douche bag commonly used by actual douchebags
all over this page, these fucking douche bags think that douche bag is spelled douce bag
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