doink chat

A conversation or group meeting involving fat doinks. Very important chats created by none other than the man the myth, the legend, Joseph Urban.

Are you ready for a doink chat tonight?

Don’t sleep on this doink chat!!

by Hackerboy69 February 3, 2018

Doink Dash

When you're too Bummy Fucked to get out of the house you just pull up that Doink Dash to get that shit delivered to you

Damn bro I just ran out of that stink brinky skunk skunk maybe I should pull up my doink dash and get some delivered to me.

by OmniAPM July 27, 2021

doink doink

The scene and episode introductory sound on the Law & Order series; it’s included in: Law & Order, SVU, Criminal Intent and Trial by Jury.

During long marathons or durations of Law & Order: SVU, a commercial often shows the cast (Christopher Meloni, Mariska Hargitay, Richard Belzer) discussing the sound and its significance. Hargitay
described it as “Chink Chink” but the advertisers referred to it as “Doink Doink.”

Meloni: “It’s a good sounds, isn’t it?”
Hargitay: “Wait a second! Play it again!”

by KnowYourSymphony May 31, 2005

Doink Master

Someone who has large success in getting sex.

" Is that a Doink Master I want him!!! "

by DMCshawn September 27, 2018

doink doink

The sound from the Law and Order TV series.

"We're taking you down to the precinct." *doink doink*

by Mein Gott in Himmel March 22, 2004

Doink A Gloog

The absolute dumbest way to say smoking weed.

Hey bro you wanna go doink a Gloog in my camry

by GloogDoinker420 May 11, 2022

doink doink

The best sound ever. Plays during the Law & Order series, including...

1. The Mothership
2. SVU
3. CI
4. TBJ (cancelled now)

June 18, 2006
Special Victims Unit Squadroom
*doink doink*

by SVU~FREAK April 13, 2006