Dog water

When your absolutely trash at something usually used by people that are under the age of 14

this dudes dog water, you missed? Your dog water

by Alex the noob March 22, 2022

Pet-Dog-Water-Fish

A creature that your baby grandmother would purchase.

My Pet-Dog-Water-Fish is drowning!

by thenigletniggler February 7, 2023

scandinavian water dog

The act of inserting a gelatinous substance into someone's rectum, then punching them in a way to force the substance back out as a projectile

I can't believe he gave me a Scandinavian Water Dog in a walmart

by Captain Degen March 15, 2023

Dog Water

A series of words used to tell someone that they are fucking garbage at the game.

What are you doing, ur dog water, ur litterally lost in a grocery store

by TBR_Nistality May 7, 2021

dog water

Dog water is a term used most commonly by 9-year-old Fortnite players. This is an immaculate insult perfect for both hurting your opponent and stunning them with your impressive vocabulary.

You're dog water kid I can box you like a fish. Get out of my lobby!

by tttttg January 13, 2021

Dog Water

1. (Adj)(Derogatory) Lacking in skill, abhorrent, disgusting, gross, trashy. May also be spelled as "dogwater". A term commonly associated with young players of the online multiplayer combat game "Fortnite", but can be used elsewhere.
The specific origin is unknown, apart from the closely related simile: "Smells like wet dog," which is used when deriding musty or unpleasant smells.

1. "My playing was Dog Water last round, I got killed almost immediately!"

2."I think that pool water has never been cleaned, I smell like absolute dog water after going for a swim."

by Broli Swoli December 9, 2023

dog water

the absolute worst combination of things in existence (dog + water). Something being dog water means its literally the worst it could possibly be.

Bro Jon's absolute dog water at chess

by Uhmuhn March 11, 2021