A portmanteau describing a terminally-degreed person having no common sense and minimal social skills.
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The hit British series about a thousand year old alien who travels with humans in a blue box that's bigger on the inside. It's fans are called Whovians. Don't be fooled, though it seems like a cheerful show, it will make you cry like you're three again and it will ruin your life. It will change your life. You'll become obsessed, and it will become the center of your life. It's a beautiful show and anyone who likes sci-fi, lighthearted humor and doesn't mind being emotionally unstable will love it. Give it a shot, go on. Allons-y!
Whovian: I love Doctor Who, it's brilliant!
Friend: I know. It's all you talk about.
Whovian: Because... Doctor Who... SO GOOD.
Friend: I know. It's all you talk about.
Whovian: Because... Doctor Who... SO GOOD.
by MadmanWithABox December 30, 2012
Get the Doctor Who mug.Gerry: So you stayed up all night eh?
Phil: Yep and I feel really sleep deprived.
Gerry: Really? You know I heard sleep was a good way to treat sleep deprivation, but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor. I might be wrong.
Andrew: Hey look! It's raining outside!
John: Yea I heard it tends to happen every once and a while....but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor so don't take my word on that.
Phil: Yep and I feel really sleep deprived.
Gerry: Really? You know I heard sleep was a good way to treat sleep deprivation, but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor. I might be wrong.
Andrew: Hey look! It's raining outside!
John: Yea I heard it tends to happen every once and a while....but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor so don't take my word on that.
by Owen Finnegan June 11, 2007
Get the I dont know, I'm not a Doctor mug.The near-religious belief that the Doctor (Doctor Who) exists and does in fact save your life nearly every day. This belief arises from unexplained happy-coincidences, such as an unknown man catching a baby that fell 3 stories, or the oil from the 2009 spill disappearing. Subscribers to Doctorism are known as either Doctorites, Companions, or Neo-Whovians.
Doctorism at its best:
Ronny: "Hey, did you hear? That family that went missing a week ago turned up! No one knows how, and they don't really remember."
Joe: "It was the Doctor for sure! I knew he's real!"
Ronny: "Hey, did you hear? That family that went missing a week ago turned up! No one knows how, and they don't really remember."
Joe: "It was the Doctor for sure! I knew he's real!"
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