DINOSAUR

A BIG FUCKING THING THAT CAN EAT A HOLE LOT.
(THEY EXISTED OVER 200 MILLION YEARS AGO. SO DON'T GET EXITED)

WOW A DINOSAUR EXISTED 2000 MILLION YEARS AGO!!!!!!! WOW

by Ynor May 12, 2020

Dinosaur

A dinosaur is a huge dick that is usually bulging.

My friend Blake does not have a dinosaur.

by Blake sucks dinosaur January 10, 2017

Dinosaur

The act of being drunk and high simultaneously

Yeah dude, she's a dinosaur

by A2huronpolo April 27, 2011

Dinosaurism

A subdivision of the sporkism religion. This aspect of the religion is souly bent of the munching or bill gates, emo whores, france and france related areas, and my chemistry teacher. Dinosaurs usually just eat there prey, but they have been known to attack with sporks

Emo Whore: Why...Why are you doing this

Amazing dinosaur: because, you just dont deserve to live, the whole worlds about dinosaurism baby

Emo Whore: if only id seen the light earlier...nooooo! a spork

by Scotteth October 27, 2005

Dinosaur Earth

The theory of earth being shaped like a dinosaur. Countless theories exist of why it is like that, some explaining that the velociraptors reshaped earth, the meteorite that killed the dinosaur reshaped it or that Waluigi created it as a dinosaur.

George, I find it ridiculous that you think the earth isn't flat.
Well Mike, I think the flat earth theory is stupid which is why I believe in the Dinosaur Earth theory which is way more realistic

by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019

Dinosaur Earther

The people who are blessed with the knowledge of earth being dinosaur shaped.

Flat earthers smell so bad, I became a dinosaur earther instead.

by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019

Dinosaur Dildo

A dildo, however 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. 100% certain to stretch your pussy to new limits.

“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”

by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020