Dink

U.S. Navy slang for "delinquent." Specifically, it refers to a sailor being delinquent in his/her qualifications.

Dink does not mean that a sailor is a shitbag (i.e., bad personal hygiene, disrespectful to superiors, etc.). It only refers to the sailor's state of laziness in pursuing his/her qualifications.

You might also hear sailors using "dink" to refer to someone not in the Navy or any armed force. Usually, it will be to comment on someone's (usually a civilian) lack of knowledge about anything Navy-related.
1.
- Chief: "Hey DC3 Swenson, are you qualified for Inport Equipment Monitor yet?"
- DC3 Swenson: "Sorry Chief, I'm still dink."
- Chief: "Dammit Swenson, you've been dink in that watchstation for a year and a half now! Your liberty is secured until you get qualified!"

2.
- Sailor A: Man, I bought this hooker last night and when I said I was in the Navy, she asked if I've ever killed a guy. Do I look like a SEAL to you?
- Sailor B: Sounds like she's dink in her knowledge of what we do, which is drink coffee all day.
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yo that kid dennis is such a dink dink
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Oh, Chad he's being so mean just dink him away!
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A word that can replace any other word. This word can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, adverb, etc.
Hope you are having a dinky day!

You are such a dink!

Don't dink this up!
by Dinkerbell March 22, 2009
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Either individual of a marriage in which both are employed or receiving an income and neither have kids.

(Dual Income No Kids)
"Honey, I feel bad taking our kids to that dink house, you know it's not childproof.

or, "Yes, my husband and I are dinks.
(Dual Income No Kids)
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The removed status of the larger (jukebox) hole in a 7", 45rpm vinyl record
I bought the record to use in my jukebox, and was happy to find it came already dinked.
by Matt Barker July 07, 2005
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The noise your penis makes, when it's gently pushed into something
'The penis went dink as it was gently pushed into something'
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