a delicious treat found on your ass hairs. composed of human shit and other delicious juices. usually formed when the asshole is not sanitized or well enough after taking a shit or when one hasn't showered for a week and has tooken many shits.
Hey man got any snacks to eat at your place?" " All I have is these dingleberries." " Arn't those those balls of your shit stuck to your ass hairs?" " Yeap pretty much." "Fine I'll take some of those dingleberries." " Yea I make it into Dingleberry crunch all the time."
by Andrewwwwwwwww Da mannnnnnnnn November 17, 2010
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'Dingleberries,' he said, assuming a professional air, 'are the little balls of fluff that appear in one's underwear and sometimes entwine themselves in one's pubic hair. Frequently they are of a grey colour and woolly nature.'
'Dingleberries,' he said, assuming a professional air, 'are the little balls of fluff that appear in one's underwear and sometimes entwine themselves in one's pubic hair. Frequently they are of a grey colour and woolly nature.'
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by Andrew March 3, 2004
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Get the Dingleberry mug.A stleathy, socially awkward make found prelly unexpected women on dancefloors at cocktail parties, weddings, and clubs all over the nation.
The Dingleberry is a common sight on the dance floors of cocktail parties, weddigs and clubs across the nation. This pest silently approach a non suspecting female dancer from behind and begin to dance behind her with the hopes of grinding his penis on her.
What Differs the dingle berry from the douche bag, is that the dingleberry is difficult to remove. Once a dingle berry humps his chosen woman she will most like have him attached to her ass for the rest of the night no how hard she shakes that booty trying to boogy away.
The Dingleberry is a common sight on the dance floors of cocktail parties, weddigs and clubs across the nation. This pest silently approach a non suspecting female dancer from behind and begin to dance behind her with the hopes of grinding his penis on her.
What Differs the dingle berry from the douche bag, is that the dingleberry is difficult to remove. Once a dingle berry humps his chosen woman she will most like have him attached to her ass for the rest of the night no how hard she shakes that booty trying to boogy away.
Sorry Girls, but i have go go sit down for a bit and detach this dingleberry from my ass so I can be comfortable. the dingleberry's dancing behind me and trying to pretend his penis just keeps accidently rubbing on my butt for song ofter song, I cant shake him off.
by sororitysam January 26, 2010
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Get the dingleberries mug.those horrible little bits of shit that get left on your asshair if you don't wipe properly, yummy :)
'i was in the shower when i noticed lots of little dingleberries up my crack, must not be wiping properly'
by hickers January 29, 2008
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by DD36 August 7, 2007
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