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Alabama ding dong

(noun) a person from Alabama who irritates you.

A play on words from the famous song by The Edsels: Rama Lama Ding Dong
(as you're leaving the football stadium after Alabama just annihilated your team & their fans are rubbing it in): "Just ignore those Alabama ding dongs."
by mike87111 June 15, 2018
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Ding Dong Schlong

Ding Dong Ditch but instead of running away you show whoever opens the door your Schlong (Male Genitalia)
Jonathan: "Hey, do you wanna Ding Dong Schlong with me tonight?"
William: "Yes, I'd love to Ding Dong Schlong with you tonight"
by xWhatDa November 11, 2022
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Ding-Dong-Ditch

Ding-Dong-Ditch is a fun activity done commonly in suburban areas. It consists of ringing a doorbell (or knocking if they don't have a doorbell installed) then running away to hide from the owner of the house, usually in a bush or behind a tree. You can flee down the whole street if you want. But be careful, since they might call the police. It is funny as hell when you see their reaction, so using a ghillie suit is good for hiding. As seen on YouTube.

The name was originated from the actions done.

· "Ding-Dong" which obviously refers to the sound of the doorbell.

· "Ditch" which means to run away from a situation that you do not want to be invovled in

Put that together, and it is Ding-Dong-Ditch!
Yo, lets Ding-Dong-Ditch that creepy old man that lives down the street!
by Nishokiizz September 17, 2016
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ding dong daddy

fuck buddy; guy you like - but only to fuck, NOT to acutally date; married male lover
No, Paige wasn't at the party last night; she musta been with her ding dong daddy wearin it out!
by SweetCookie May 9, 2006
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Ding Dong Dick

When one has a sexual partner that you are not emotionally attached to but have sex with regularly. The action of ding dong dick is to represent the easiness of which getting sex with them is. Just ringing the doorbell will provide intercourse. The phrase is also a play in ding dong ditch.
I went over to her house to play ding dong dick
by Inside man July 15, 2013
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Rohan ding dong

How Aruna? Rohan ding dong? Are you alive?
by Big boy SMA October 23, 2018
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donkular ding dong

A man's penis, when flaccid, that is more than twice the size of most men's erect ones.
I've never had gay tendencies, but this guy next to me at the urinal whipped out a donkular ding dong and I got dizzy.
by peepee envy October 18, 2010
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