by Meowwoman March 20, 2009
In the Bible (apparently) it says somewhere "Thou Shalt Not Swear" Latter day Christians have discovered a small foot note to this verse that adds "... using commonly accepted swear words".
Thus the Improvised Expletive Device (IED) was born, replacing commonly accepted swear words with any other word - thus not swearing!
Thus the Improvised Expletive Device (IED) was born, replacing commonly accepted swear words with any other word - thus not swearing!
"Oh (can't say f$*K so insert Improvised Expletive Device) Folly - I've just hit my hand with a hammer"
"Jeepers - that was close!"
"Oh Shucks - I wanted to say that"
"Jeepers - that was close!"
"Oh Shucks - I wanted to say that"
by Tra_j_d September 30, 2009
Also known as a "CPD", is a device used to aid in the pouring of liquids. Most commonly used with bagged milk, but can be used with almost anything requiring pouring.
TheJoker: Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
Eldee: No, the CPD is mine, I love CPD's, they're so cool.
TheJoker: I know
Eldee: No, the CPD is mine, I love CPD's, they're so cool.
TheJoker: I know
by TheJoker December 13, 2004
1. I don't love you. You're just a luxury wanking device.
2. I've got a new luxury wanking device.
3. Can I borrow your luxury wanking device?
2. I've got a new luxury wanking device.
3. Can I borrow your luxury wanking device?
by gash rash July 04, 2011
an idiot - "Pill-Lock"
by colley301279 August 22, 2007
The whore house was ordered by the government ordinance to make use of the Douche Day Device before all the flowers died.
by sinner86 February 10, 2008
hey my cellular telecomunicational device is a ringin.
by zac brinegar May 23, 2008