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Desiree

A sweet innocent girl that appears shy on the outside, that is, until you get to know her. She has an amazing personality and most likely an amazing slime collection to go with it. Like, hundreds of slimes. Besides her being a slimeaholic, Desiree is the person to talk to when you're having a bad day. She's always supportive and caring no matter what, and loves her huge group of friends that has quite the variety. If someone talks trash about any of them, she's coming for you.
Person 1: Omg, the innocent girl is yelling at that dude.
Person 2: Yup, that's definitely Desiree. The dude either smashed her slimes with a bat or trash talked one of her friends.
Treston: OmG ShOoK SHE JUST CALLED THEM A BITCH
by StealUrManz August 12, 2018
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Tamaki Désirée Ureáux

Is a saucy brilliant chère. A few friends and her, are planning the best tour to hit the world with Cinema Bizarre, Space Cowboy and Lady Gaga called the "Bang The Fame Tour". Though some mean chicks have been spreading rumors about her and certain bands (which her best friend and also very popular Zarah, has been involved with), know that she is a card, and thus far has been able to overcome these adversities. She usually goes by the shorter version of her middle name "Desi" and is popularly known throughout the world wide web as "DesiDiscoDoll" appropriately given to her because of her vibrant personality and charisma.
Boy: What is the name of the magazine that Desi is starting?
Girl: Do you mean Tamaki Désirée Ureáux?

Boy: Yeah her!
Girl: The magazine is Leopard Decay, and its amazing.
Boy: I need to get my hands on it as soon as it comes out.
by SherrySherry October 25, 2009
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I can't decide?

When you find a definition on Urban Dictionary that you've never heard of but you think other people might have heard of it, so you just click this. (NOTE: Never click this when you see a definition that is a name, e.g. Michael)
I was voting for words on Urban Dictionary and I found this word called Purple Rain, I didn't know the word so I clicked the I can't decide? button.
by Literally Anyone February 19, 2017
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desiderio

that woman is the epitome of desiderio.
by bdezz October 10, 2008
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The Decree of Dual Desires

A law that stems from ancient times, states that all men born into the world with a penis shall have at least two intense sexual desires. This rule states that a man must have at least as many fetishes as he does genatalia. Such fetishes may include, but are not limited to, foot fetish, bondage fetish, femdom fetish, hentai fetish, earlobe fetish, knee fetish, boob fetish, ass fetish, attractive singing voice fetish, etc. Of course a man may have more than 2 fetishes, but according to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2.
Megan: So, Joe, you got any fetishes? ;)
Joe: I have a major foot fetish.
Megan: Is that your only one?
Joe: Yep.
Megan: What a faggot! According to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2. I can't sleep with you.
Joe: NOOOOO!
by EarlobeFetishMan February 4, 2014
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Desiree

Damn Desiree. You savage .
by deskothan May 19, 2017
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desiderio

The sperm of a three toed sloth
That sloth had alot of desiderio
by Eyeboogies July 7, 2008
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