Derek

A musco boi who du duh deep frie for duh $2.95, free devrivery onry on tuisdauy (erryday is duh tuisdauy!)

Duh ferrow ashian: Herrow sur, are yous duh Derek?

Derek: Yus sur, I deep frie for duh $2.95! Drasgon devrivery fvree onry on duh Tuesday (erryday is duh tuesday!)

by Herrow Sur September 11, 2010

Derek

On youtube there is a man named Derek Gerard. Go follow him he is known as he funniest youtuber ever. He is so close to a million subs. Go follow him pls.

Derek is like the best

by Derk is the best youtuber June 1, 2018

Derek

gay. emo. uncool. loser. Romanyk.

Stop being such a Derek and suck it up already.

by Derek Romanyk October 7, 2007

Derek

A wife choking cunt-fuddler. Enjoys sex with marsupials, manholes, and other assorted gaping objects.

That guy really enjoys tossing his hot dog down the hallway, what a Derek.

by Lolzy Cat August 20, 2010

Derek

Someone who always blows Off plans with other people because he "forgot" or "made other plans several weeks before we made plans"

1 "hey dude. You wanna chill on Saturday"
2 "sure."
1 (later that week)"aye you still down to chill on Saturday and what time"
2 "yea if I don't go to my friends house that day"
1 "what the fuck Derek"
2 "I made plans with him like 2 weeks before" or "I forgot about our plans. He's on his way to my house rite now so I can't tell him I made plans with you first"

by 420skater January 1, 2012

Derek

A fake ass music producer who says he makes songs then doesnt do shit. He cheats on girls for no reason and then gets butt hurt when they break up with him

Is that your asshole of an ex derek?
Yea i dont know why i even went out with derek

by WhyYouDontKnowMe April 14, 2019

Derek

Derek has blonde hair that looks like pubes and is a fag and doesn’t know how to shave his balls and is a nazi

Derek your a fag nazi

by ETHAN AKA ICY HOT December 21, 2018