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The Decoy

An Act of Vengeance: To leave a pile of one's own or anothers feces in the middle of a room conspicuously. Upon entrance, the room's owner cleans the said pile. Weeks later, after cleaning and re-cleaning the original spot the owner finds the second pile, inconspicuously placed elsewhere in the room.

The Decoy is a powerful tool and should only be used when true vengeance is sought.

Also colloquially referred to as "the jimmy leg" "THE s.b.d." "the intractable salami" "the Prince of Darkness" or "The hidden menace"
After Saturday's Golf proz and Tennis Hoez party at Sigma Chi, Brendan and I pulled the decoy in those f*cker's chapter room.
by The Holmanimal December 10, 2009
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Logan DeCosta

A name given to rednecks that hate everything that crosses their path. Normally have passions for beer and lack of motivation when it’s time to get things done. They can really pack a belch and some heat. Takes one deep. Will not meet in any parking lots.
Person 1: dang man this new guy is a hack
Person 2: I know looks like we have another Logan Decosta on our hands
Person1: Time to put in my notice
by NB97 April 3, 2019
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Fabian Decoyè

The art of letting your friend, normally Lewis James Cobb, push a whole team by himself on Call of Duty, just so you can let him die and steal his kills. Better done in a trio, as found by Sheik & Edward.
Lewis is the best Fabian Decoyè we could ever wish for. He’s the reason i got my 20 bomb.
by SheikySheik August 9, 2022
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PI Decoy Pump Fake

when you pump fake to your fastest receiver to get the referee to check for penalties which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.
by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023
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Coerced Deconstruction Olympics

The weaponization of radical critique within anti-racist or activist circles, where people are coerced into performative deconstruction under threat of social or ideological exile.
“Bro showed up to the protest and next thing you know he’s crying during the Coerced Deconstruction Olympics because he didn’t use the right pronouns and forgot to say he benefits from colonialism.”
by Moonman743 June 12, 2025
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East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.
The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.
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