Mate: did you see that fed car ?
Me: ye g I was champagne dazzling
Mate: that’s a champagne dazzle ting
Me: ye g I was champagne dazzling
Mate: that’s a champagne dazzle ting
by Charlie holloway February 20, 2019

Gaffer: a boss or team leader
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect
To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect
To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.
Coworker: “wow, the boss was really impressed with the financial reports that were auto generating on your computer when he walked past”
You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”
You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”
by Hackpwn April 9, 2022

A term usually applied to non-Caucasian (usually Asian) females who have a clear sexual preference for men of Caucasian descent, although it can also be used in reference to non-white males who prefer white women.
The term mostly originates from regions in the U.S that are hot spot destinations for immigrants; and likely arose within immigrant communities to describe members who follow the trend of inter racial dating.
The term mostly originates from regions in the U.S that are hot spot destinations for immigrants; and likely arose within immigrant communities to describe members who follow the trend of inter racial dating.
"Every time we go to the club, Erica goes straight for the white guys. I swear, that girl's seriously snow dazzled"
by Azraeon April 15, 2014

Short for "Vagazzle Dazzle". When Crush's mom stuffs her droopy lady junk between her legs for the viewing pleasure of degenerates.
by DefinitelyNotAGuyNamedMike April 8, 2021

by Not Cat June 20, 2018

wazzle dazzle is a special detergent made for all, except tories. in any case it will poison them, so its a 2-in-1 deal!! the face of our business is a quartet, containing the talents of rei, shinji, fawkes and troy!
we have also expanded into other industries such as catering, furniture and more.
we have also expanded into other industries such as catering, furniture and more.
by wazzlemydazzle August 11, 2022

by Kapcola September 30, 2023
