Dave

To dave something is to change the topic when you have nothing else to say. It's signified by announcing "DAVED."

What were we talking about, I dunno. let's dave it. DAVED.

by T.Soom July 24, 2010

Dave

The overly fat guy in the room in a public place. Upon seeing said Dave, your friends will be made aware of the situation when you yell DAVE! loudly.

Dave! Dave!....Dave!

by JGibbles February 9, 2015

Dave

used as an alternative to the word CUNT but can be used for anything from prick to bitch

You're such a Dave today!

by brothers 1 and 10 August 13, 2011

Dave

An obscure reference to Toby Keith's "Not as good as I once was" song in which he yells "oh ddaaaavvveee!". However, taken to the next extreme with a group of friends to mean basically everything and everyone. Very annoying and nonsensical. Can also be used as David (pronounced as Dave-Ed) or most commonly used as OHDAVID!? Can be used as a question and a statement at the same time, hence the exclamation and question mark.

Aaron: Oh hey Dave, did you Dave that Dave last Thursdave?
Boris: OhDave! I totally Daved the Dave on Mondave Dave! Oh Dave!?
Aaron: ohhhh! that's great Dave! Well next time save some Dave for Dave!
Boris: OHDAVID!?

by Momoshiggens March 18, 2009

Dave

Used when you cba shouting the person's real name... People normally answer anyway especially to texts.

Me:'Oi Dave come here'
Matt: 'Okay'

Texts...
Me: 'Yo Dave you okay? x'
Matt: 'Yeah Dave I'm fine you?'

by Sophie-Dave August 19, 2009

Dave

Dave is a tall & adorable tsundere guy with cute ears. Has a phobia of cats and doesn't like people telling him to drink milk. HELLA TALENTE D 10/10 WOULD STAN IF AN IDOL !!!

Friend: Whoa who's that tall Chinese guy??

Me: Idk but he looks like a Dave 2 me

by eyynunewmoose February 3, 2017

Dave

An angry man who yells at squirrels who rap

Dam Dave,the squirrel squad is acting very childish

by Yeeman September 16, 2018