Dave

The unwanted liquid found in the likes of ketchup bottles, yogurts, and soft cheese.

Tash: Ugh, I've just opened the Philadelphia and it's full of Dave.

Lee: Gutted

by Fizzle S January 23, 2022

Dave

The shermiest of sherms

Anyone: Hop on Sea of Thieves

(Kids named Dave): no

by AsherRabbit January 27, 2022

Dave

White guy who likes white chocolates and white wine. Usually British and calls himself awesome.

You're such a dave!

by caliper January 28, 2022

Dave

the "butch" partner in a lesbian relationship

"who do you think is the dave?"

by larist January 18, 2009

Dave

(noun) the act of making a horrible joke

Yo that joke was so bad, you just pulled a Dave!

by husky5592 April 28, 2011

Dave

Someone that nobody knows

"I was just talking to Dave"
"Who"?

by hollaholla078 January 9, 2012

Dave

A coffee addict :)

The only thing Dave drinks is Madrinas Coffee, now with 20% off using code krtzyy!

by DaveMod69swag July 23, 2020