Dane cookery

A lame stand-up comedian attempting to compensate for his weak material with excessive movement and exaggerated body language. After Dane Cook (1972 - when already?), awful comic.

Well, that was a waste of time...that guy had nothing. just a bunch of Dane Cookery. Didn't laugh once.

by sefos March 5, 2011

Dane bowers

Dane bowers something thats another level!!

That gig was "dane bowers"

by mattyz August 6, 2012

Dane Cook

poop

I just took a massive Dane Cook

by Miked? January 23, 2009

Dane Cook

I accidentally saw this person on TV. He was telling how he used to be ugly but now is handsome with women falling all over him. He also told other "jokes."

Since I have not seen him on TV in many months, I suddenly missed his brand of absolutely no talent. Today I decided to write a short poem about the "comedian" known as Dane Cook.

I once saw Dane Cook on TV
Irritating the heck out of me
I watched in a trance
As he made faces and pranced
And asked myself, "What morons are paying good money to watch this crap?"

The end

by Norman R Fern November 5, 2012

Richard Dane

A British bikboi with a really really broccoli alike hair. He likes anal.

Richard Dane is love, Richard Dane is life.

by BikBikBoi November 6, 2016

Dane Richards

Complete retard and bin boy

Hi my name is dane Richards and I live in a bin

by Danes boss March 14, 2019

Dane Cook

An overrated actor/comedian who isn't the least bit funny and is known for stealing his jokes from Louis CK. all he ever does is swear a lot and tell all these uninteresting and unfunny stories about his pathetic life, expecting people to laugh. Plus he's a singer, but a very, very bad one.

Dane Cook: Why do they call bananas bananas? Shouldn't they be called FUNanas because theyre fun and they're full of deliciousness? Isn't that like the point of eating a banana? Well that's why I eat a banana now STEP OFF!

Retarded audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That Dane Cook.....

by Truelove February 26, 2008