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Savage Cucumber

The dankest meme lord. This is "the man" that gets all the bitches. They be eatin outta the palm of his hand
Laron: Yo that's my boi DeShawn over there

Tyrone: the one surrounded by the twerkin bitches? He looks like a real "Savage Cucumber"
by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016
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Cucumber Stew

A stew of cucumbers that probably has piss in it
by fireatlas91_ September 11, 2022
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Soggy Cucumber

When you get your dick sucked for over 24 hours.
My girlfriend gave me a soggy cucumber last night.
by jimmy fransico May 5, 2010
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cucumber play

the act of playing with your partners cucumber, taking it one step further than heavy petting, or what is often known as "dry humping"
jenn and that boy are getting pretty serious. they arent yet banging, but that slut is giving him some serious cucumber play.
by bitch call me the mayor February 18, 2009
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Frozen cucumber

When a woman is aroused but has no toys so she fills a condom with her own piss and sets it in the freezer till its frozen solid and uses it in anyway she likes.
"I had no one with me at home so I did a frozen cucumber", said Karen
by Sir_spermy_boy April 27, 2019
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Pizza and cucumbering

A complicated sex act with many steps. First, you shove a cucumber up a girls vagina, and then you let the juice drip onto a pizza. Then, you roll the pizza around the cucumber like it’s a burrito. 🌯 Finally, you eat it like a burrito and let the juices run down your chin and the girl licks them. 👅
Hey yo timsha do you wanna meet in the back room at dominos for a nice juicy session of pizza and cucumbering? I wanna shove that cucumber so far up there and it’s gonna make the pizza turn into a fucking wet towel.
by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018
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columbian cucumber

After inserting a cucumber into a vagina, the person would then remove it and proceed to smuggle it across the border to the anal cavity, where there is a small rodent awaiting the cucumber for a snack
Gerbil: ive been stuck in here for 2hours waiting for my columbian cucumber to arrive
by te anau boy April 13, 2015
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