Crystal Methican

A derogatory term, describing someone whom is strung out on the street amphetamine, Crystal Meth.

"Hey guys, there was a Crystal Methican, asking for money at the corner store. Just a warning!"

by numpy October 17, 2013

Crystal Smash

Smashing up crystal meth and snorting it instead of injecting it

Guy 1: Oh man i forgot the syringe, how we gonna get our meth fix?
Guy 2: Let's just crystal smash!

by Emance March 19, 2017

Crystal pistol

Meth pipe

Pass me the crystal pistol I wanna get lit and off my dick

Pass me the crystal pistol and I’ll suck your cok clean off your hips (Erin withers aka Smithers saying)

by Meth pipe June 16, 2021

Crystal lesbian

A lesbian which is obsessed with crystals and spiritual things to .do with them

Crystal lesbian: wow you should really use this crystal to protect you from bad energy.

by Letroser July 19, 2023

Pube Crystals

When sexual fluids crystallize in ones pubic region.

*after finishing* “I’d love to stay and cuddle but I’ve really got to pluck out these pube crystals in the bathroom”

by Burgerfan123 December 18, 2017

Magic Wizard Crystals

Crystals created by wizards through sorcery and dark magic, often stolen by white businessmen usually used to power modern technology eg. iPhones and TV’s

Oi cunt the tv isn’t working I think the magic wizard crystals are losing their magic, better consult the Mr Avacadra to get some more crystals

by Neverminddimitri December 16, 2019

caleb and crystal

the most top-tier couple, the literal definition of “meant to be”

“hey girl, did you see caleb and crystal yesterday?”
“yeah girl, they’re definitely the next barack and michelle obama”

by the rock’s diamond June 14, 2022