earthy-crunchy

GRANOLA

You are so earthy-crunchy, you make cliff bars look like a slim jim.

by nudist101 October 17, 2009

Crunchy Water

Lettuce. Just lettuce

I want crunchy water

by JackMasseyWelsh September 4, 2019

keyboard crunchies

The crumbs of various foodstuffs found when the keyboard is turned upside-down, and shaken or banged on the desk. These usually consists of, but are not limited to: Cheez-its, Doritos, sandwich/bread crumbs, dust and hair.

"My God! I just cleaned out my keyboard, and I had enough Keyboard crunchies to feed a third-world nation!"

by Will_Z September 19, 2005

earthy-crunchy

Another term for a hippie.

"she's such a hippie" "Yeah, I guess she's kinda earthy-crunchy"

by givingbackpeace April 22, 2009

Crunchy Groove

A super-sweet dig. Otherwise known as a infectious and rockin tune. A song that can be enjoyed by all hippy-liberal douches.

"I can't wait to see the look on those eikman's faces when they hear this Crunchy Groove ...oh my god, this song is soooo crunchy."

by Divad Remier March 6, 2008

Crunchy vocals

A voice that's raspy but also sweet.

Go Won's crunchy vocals (LOONA)

by orbitfighting October 26, 2020

Crunchy towel

A towel that has been appropriated for the use of post-coital cleanup, generally multiple times prior to being washed.

Baby, hurry up and grab crunchy towel! It's already coming out!

by ChodeNinja January 26, 2018