Crumling

Crumling. Pronounced 'Krum-ling'.

-Noun
1) The bit behind your knee.

Upper Crumling. Pronounced 'Upp-er Krum-ling'

-Noun
1) The bit on the opposite side from your elbow.

"My Crumling is sweating like a hoor's fud"

"My Upper Crumling is itchy as fuck"

by Tam1989 August 4, 2009

Crimping Wheaties

Has the possibility to literally mean crimping wheaties. Though it probably doesn't actually mean that. The origins of the word are very mysterious, but it probably originated somewhere in Falmouth.

Guy1: Guess what? I'm getting sucked in my plane!

Guy2: Your crimpin' wheaties Tim.

Guy1: Oh my god, I am not Crimping Wheaties!

by Rigon March 4, 2010

Crumbing

Picking up the "scraps" at the bar. Bottom of the barrel girls at the end of the night. Straight up uggos

Hey what's are you doing tonight? Oh I'm going out late and I'm crumbing!

by Bigsquirtnort August 29, 2017

Kinder Crimping

A game originating in the UK, in a small town called Woodbridge. In which a kinder egg pod is slid along a table with the aim to stopping it just short of falling off.

Hey do u wanna meet up with the KCC and do some Kinder Crimping?

by Will Hawkins January 11, 2009

chumping

Chumping is non-humping cheating, because you would have to be a chump to cheat but not hump.

Variation: chumpin'

"Dude why even bother chumping, if you're not getting the humps then she should get the dumps."

by Alessa November 9, 2006

clumping

Going out on the pull, and scoring the ugliest hag.

fuck me mate, you take a look at what Al is up to? He's only gone off clumping and got himself caught up in some bucket gash! I need a drink, I ca't watch this

by micoole October 12, 2017

chumpingbury

Sly, smug cunt who thinks he has an effect but will ultimately get knocked the fuck out

Had enough of this chumpingbury cunt he's pissing me off with his smug face

by Bruv effect May 9, 2018