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Congress Crud

Sickness that you get after or during the all American quarter horse congress
I got the congress crud the first day of congress.
by BIG Mannnnn October 15, 2021
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Crud

by CrudMaster69 January 14, 2022
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The Crud

A sickness: maybe contagious, probably not. Like the name, it makes you feel like crud. Typically comes around when the seasons change and makes you cruddy
You wanna go to the lake, Jepp?” “Nah man I’m at home I got the crud” “Well dead gum that’s cruddy” “Yeah, I know”
by Wordsyouneverheard September 5, 2022
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by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"
I am not getting near that crud ring!
by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017
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Crud

When someone wants smoke with ANYBODY. ANYWHERE, ANYTIME.
You saw what putin did to ukraine?! HE IS ON CRUD.
by Foutens212 January 15, 2023
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Snowbird Crud

When the people who live north of Florida come down during season for warmer weather, they bring different viruses with them and the people who live in Florida year round get sick
I thought I had Covid or the flu, but it was just the snowbird crud.
by Kitten829 December 6, 2023
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