tournament crouch

The act of crouching over a woman to engage her in the fashion of an 8-ball break at a pool table
Bobby lines up on Betty in the tournament crouch, silence please
by Eddie Torres E.T. July 16, 2021
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Dirty Crouch

When a man burps after a drink and it smells of semen.
Dave downed his pint and there was a smell like a dirty crouch.
by Coinsy July 15, 2023
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Crouched

I was so tired I just crouched last night.
by CRussy August 15, 2022
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Scratchy crouch

A Summer itch ,in the area where your balls are hanging and rubbing against
After five minutes in the pool i got scratchy crouch for the entire spring break.

I am going to get some cream for mine scratchy crouch
by dimas porokas April 13, 2008
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Crouch cricket

A type of lice that you can get in your crouch. They jump and chatter just like there cousins the cricket
i shitted on a port a potty now i got crouch crickets
by Betburt77 December 26, 2017
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crouching cunt

valorant cunts who crouch when they see you
fking crouching cunt dodged all my headshot bullets, motherfucker

this piece of crouching cunt, fking cunt cunting cunt cunt. piece of shit keeps crouching
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 07, 2023
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mark crouch

An enterprise-grade tranny.
That retard did a Mark Crouch and cut his own dick off.
by Jazzhands McFeels December 18, 2018
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