La Croissant

A word used to express your excitement about something.
Jessica: "We have a substitute instead of Mr. Jenkins today."
Jordan: "La croissant!"
by IHRN September 28, 2018
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Croissant Bomb

When someone has a curved dick and rearranges your insides with it.
"Damn, he didn't look like much but he dropped the croissant bomb last night and now I can't walk straight"
by Pastrypasties September 06, 2021
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Ur aunt a gay croissant

Bob:ur mum gay
Joe:ur dad lesbian
Jimbo:ur granny tranny
Joe:ur grandpap a trap
Mary Poppin:ur sister a mister
Guy:ur brother a mother
You:Ur aunt a gay croissant
*everyone else dies*
by Daboder2 May 25, 2018
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moldy croissant

A dick infected with Std and has erectile dysfunction.
Oh shit you have the moldy croissant. Stay the fuck awqy from me
by Djcannon April 03, 2017
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Kenyan Croissant

When a white man goes to Kenya to see a girl he met online. She and her family beat and kick him until he is motionless on the ground, curled in the fetal position. Then, all of her boyfriends stand over him and jerk off, covering his pale body with their semen, which leaves him looking like a buttered croissant.
Man 1: I heard Lou went to Nairobi to see his girlfriend.

Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!
by Bubba n Ralph May 05, 2023
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croissant emoji

a croissant emoji is a way of continuing a conversation without knowing how to
Person 1: Hey
Person 2:Hey
Person 1: My grandma broke her back
Person 2: :croissant emoji:
by Yaba Daba Doo! September 07, 2023
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Eat Half the Croissant

The phrase "Eat half the croissant" metaphorically advises finding a compromise by suggesting that, like splitting a croissant, each party receives a fair share, achieving a balanced resolution.
When the team couldn't decide whether to work remotely or from the office, their manager suggested they "eat half the croissant" by agreeing to a hybrid arrangement, balancing both preferences.
by Marco____2929292 April 23, 2024
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