Croissant

Word that people who dont speak French absolutely can't say.they really suck at even trying.

My friends try to say Croissant but they absolutely suck at it.

by Cate chua November 11, 2020

Croissant

Noun: A (Bio/Cis) Woman that has particularly delusional standards for relationship partner and is high maintenance.

Hoeflation is so high all I can find are Croissants

by Night-stix December 3, 2023

Croissant

A joint that is made up of residue marijuana or roaches.

Guy 01: Bro, I need your roaches
Guy 02: Why?
Guy 03: I’m making a croissant and am too cheap to use new weed.

by BlitzedChicken August 15, 2020

Rest In Peach Croissant

Dank af.

Take it easy on those Rest In Peach Croissants, bruv. The croissants made in Cali are danker than what we get on the east coast.

by RIP Croissant June 14, 2018

Eat Half the Croissant

The phrase "Eat half the croissant" metaphorically advises finding a compromise by suggesting that, like splitting a croissant, each party receives a fair share, achieving a balanced resolution.

When the team couldn't decide whether to work remotely or from the office, their manager suggested they "eat half the croissant" by agreeing to a hybrid arrangement, balancing both preferences.

by Marco____2929292 April 23, 2024

moldy croissant

A dick infected with Std and has erectile dysfunction.

Oh shit you have the moldy croissant. Stay the fuck awqy from me

by Djcannon April 3, 2017

german croissant

When your flaccid dong is half way wrapped around your balls like your wrapping them up

Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook up” a German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks

by Tyler crock August 1, 2018