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crocodile back 

A gruesome health and sexual act. After a persons back starts to peel from severe sunburn. The person then proceeds to rub faeces into it for sexual pleasure. The heat from the burn solidifys not only the faeces but also sticking up skin which has now become hard and turned a camoflage colour of that a crocodile has.
Colin wished he kept his sun burn and coprophilia attitudes seperate as he struggled to cover the smell and his back with his shirt.
crocodile back by Jiggaman June 30, 2006
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Crocodile hunter 

When a busty women viciously knaws on a mans chode
Matt: so what did you do last night

Jon: I got a crocodile hunter from a whore

Crocodile tears 

The act of crying while participating in sexual intercourse with a friend of your significant other.
As he unbuckled his jeans I couldn't hold back the crocodile tears.

Crocodile in the Sky

"Dude, whats up with Mike?" "I don't know, but it looks like he's being attacked by a Crocodile in the Sky."
Crocodile in the Sky by mrstrong360 November 23, 2011

Crocodile Punch 

Crocodile Punch by kawaii_shota_boy December 30, 2014

Crocodile print

The worst thing to happen to the fashion industry, a skin disorder of purses and (unfortunately) pants everywhere.
"Oh that looks cool"
"Put on your glasses :/"
*sees the crocodile print*
"BURN IT. DAMN IT TO HELL AND BEYOND."

crocodile gut 

When one eats an excessively large portion of food in a single sitting which ends up taking a couple of days to digest. Usually accompanied with fasting.
"Hey Jim, we're going out for Mexican food, would you like to come? "

"Nah man, I ate a 5 pound steak at Earl's last night and I am working off crocodile gut."
crocodile gut by rickmcclure October 14, 2016