Goat-Crispy

Well done, over-the-top in a good way.

Bob's meticulously restored vintage car is the goat-crispy!

by ThePeoplesLanguage May 12, 2015

crispy snoots

Pig snouts that are barbecued for a long time. Crispy snoots are a regional favorite in St. Louis, Missouri. Usually smoked over hickory, and served with crispy trotters (pig feet) and deep fried ravioli.

The best crispy snoots I ever ate were from a place in East St. Louis that used beer in their BBQ sauce. Mmmm good!

by fugitive May 12, 2007

Crispy socks

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

by idifferfromyou2005 October 15, 2005

Crispy Concords

An extremely hot sigma male that streams and does YouTube.

Dude he's such a Crispy Concords.

by CrispyConcordsSupporter May 2, 2022

crispy critter

When someone has gone to the tanning bed to a point when they are dark beyond any human recognition.

That tanning bed mama who toasted her child is one crispy critter.

by electricjam420 July 22, 2012

Crispy Pocket

You seem like you have a lot of new bills in your pocket - like you just got paid.

Origination: Bills freshly minted are crisp and when they're put in your pocket they make a crinkling sound that sounds like rice crispies in your pants.

Beauford: Yo, I just got paid man, let's go out.
Samuel: You buyin me some drinks outta that crispy pocket?

Dekwan: My pocket's crispy tonight -- where the squirrels at? I'll buy them alllllll their drinks.

by katam December 22, 2010

Crispy cream

Crispy cream: to cum on her sunburned back, ass, or tits

Bro when we got back from the beach I crispy creamed all over her burnt ass. Who needs aloe?

by Beeeeeaaaach May 3, 2020