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Creeper

"Edward, I saw you watching me sleep last night."
"..."
"Yes, you are a creeper."
by EDWARD'SCREEPIN? October 28, 2009
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Creeper

A guy who is usually somewhat introverted who watches and listens to the world around him more than he talks. (In some cultures, these traits are considered admirable.) When mean-spirited girls (or douchebag dudes) treat him as if NOT being an aggressive loud-mouthed idiot is somehow bad and there is something wrong with him, he typically shuts down more. If, however, he makes an attempt to mimic their behavior in order to fit in and to get the heat off of him, they still withhold their acceptance and give him shit. He can't win. North Americans get real cunty towards guys with any level of intelligence or sensitivity. This dude would rather be writing a book or playing music or some other creative pursuit in arts or science than puffing up his chest and talking shit, therefore he will have great difficulty in all social activities, especially hooking up with girls. He's into girls but his fear of rejection is high from repeated abuse by them. He gets spell-bound by their beauty but finds it absolutely impossible to small-talk. If he could, he would, but he just can't do it. He doesn't know what to say or how to say it since he has be ridiculed too many times in the past. If he is the one in a million who gets some real level of fame for his creativity, these same people will kiss his ass in person and then continue to talk shit on him behind his back. As a result he tends to be a loner or keeps a very small group of friends that he can trust.
"That guy is looking at you."
What a creeper."
by FZ2012 January 20, 2012
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No creeper

A phrase to compensate for something creepy done or said to a person.
Jon: Those pants look really great on you.
Mary: umm...I don't really know you like that.
Jon: OO no creeper!
Mary: Hahaha oo ok.
by blackjack3420 December 24, 2008
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Creeper

A horrible label thrown around on a whim usually by teenaged or young adult females used to describe every quiet guy with whom they have any sort general or social interaction.
*Guy holds open a door for Jessica and Ashley to go into Chipotle*

Jessica: Thanks

Ahsley: Thank you

Guy: You're welcome (gives a slight smile and nods)

*Seconds later*

Ashley: (whispers) Wow what a creeper..
by BVARIAT August 21, 2013
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Creeper

A tool used by mechanics to "creep" beneath a vehicle in order to better work under it in a more comfortable position. It looks like a small platform with a cushion on top that has a wheel on each corner and sometimes low rails on the sides so you can carry it around.
John wanted to work on his car's axle, so he laid down on a creeper to keep off the floor.
by strider_07 August 29, 2010
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Creeper

A grossly misused term assigned to any one male who pays too much attention to a specific female. Every girl you meet will tell you she has a creeper (why? Usually for a feeling of self-importance; if a girl doesn't have a 'creeper' who's completely obsessed with her then she might be seen by her fellow humans as a lesser being with no sexual appeal). The term is generally misused. You can be sure that the majority of creepers you hear about from your female friends are simply normal guys who may try to flirt with said female while she finds him unattractive or repulsive. The minority of creepers that you hear about may actually be desired by the female while she is simply too immature or afraid to admit her feelings for him thus dismissing him in such a fashion. Sometimes you literally need only comment on one of her photos on facebook for her to label you as a creeper for eternity.
"Oh em gee, Jared totally made eye-contact with me yesterday at that party. He's such a creeper!"

"Ugh, don't you just hate it when creepers are nice to you? Like the only reason they ask how your day has been is 'cause they want to have sex with you."

"Gill, I have like... Seven creepers right now, no joke. I guess I'm just super irresistible and hawt."
by Skwidd Man August 9, 2012
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Creeper

A heterosexual Human male displaying interest in members of the opposite sex, usually between the ages of 16 and 34 - in other words, Normal.
OMG, what a creeper - he totally appreciated my skimpy attire in a way that was completely intended by how I dressed myself this morning.
by The Irreverend June 18, 2013
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