When a girl takes dick in the mouth from a Wyoming Cowboy and he proceeds to duct tape her mouth shut after he cum then tickles her until the cum spews out of her nose.
Maria took a Wyoming Cream Pie last night and her nose burns like a Texas Pete hot sauce packet.
I was fucking a This whore Bareback and shot my cum into her nice tight pussy. When I withdraw my hard cock I saw my cum dripping from her sweet pussy making a Thai Cream Pie
When the man, wearing a Larry Bird jersey, is about to nut he backs off behind the three point line. This allows the woman, wearing a Paul Pierce jersey, to gather her explosive diarrhea. He then nuts on a nerf basketball, shoots the three in her ass, and she rejects the shot at the rim... obviously.
"I was going for a triple double but she blocked my boston cream pie at the buzzer."
After eating Hot Chicken you hook up with an ovulating girl from a bar, fucker her and while simultaneously Cumming inside her shit shit out hot chicken everywhere.
When you’re having sexual intercourse with a basic white girl sporting Ugg’s in august and she is deepthroating a pumpkin spice latte and as she cums she screams “hobby lobby!”
I was with heather the other night..givin her the ol ruffled pumpkin cream pie…and when it was over she called her mom and then tweeted about it..basic