cream pie surprise

when you un-expectedly jizz in a girls asshole, and then it leeks out.
or you whip it out of her ass real quick and unload a full clip in her face and give her a free facial that she was not prepared for
Jill: uhh!...the other day, dave gave me a cream pie surprise!
by Little Gords March 15, 2007
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Alabama Cream Pie

when a guy is getting dry humped or rubbed on in any way whether little or big and pre-cums his drawers and then sits down afterwards from embarassment and then obtains the feeling of sitting in a wet diaper. now understand that if you have no extra underwear to change into and decide to actually sit and let your sap dry up it eventually turns into an alabama key lime pie.
Alabama Cream Pie
by WHORALDO May 05, 2010
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Eskimo-Cream-pie

Is when you ejaculate into a woman's vagina then another girl snorts it back out
Thet girl lacquada gave latifa a real Eskimo-Cream-Pie last night it was hot
by Eskimo Blizard August 23, 2011
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anal cream pie

What happens after harcore anal sex. If you a heterosexual the manjaculation will drip from the anus into the pussssssy. If you are a Dudley or a Wixon the manjaculation will drip onto the balls causing a creampie affect.
Dudley and Wixson had some delicious anal cream pie today, so they say.
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Boston Cream Pie

A blowjob consisting of a penis covered in Nutella or other chocolate spreading and the "cream" is the cum.
I covered my dick in chocolate and I gave her a Boston cream pie.
by Mr.wRight May 28, 2014
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Singapore cream pie

I pick up this hot young girl in Singapore and was fucking her nice sweet pussy. I shot my cum I to her tight pussy. As I withdrew. I saw my cum dripping from her sweet puy. Making a Singapore Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 03, 2022
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Banana cream pie

A weird yellow pie you get for your bald headed translucent geometry teacher because he rejected the pillow with his face on it.
I gave Mr. D my banana cream pie.

How did it go?

He ate it in front of 17-year-olds and said it was delicious.
by Crusty asshole May 06, 2022
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