in the crawl space

The closeted virgin's analog to a gay person's "in the closet". "Crawl space" because it's an even smaller and oft forgotten room in the house, thus being a virgin is even more ignoble than being gay. Also apt for virgins because "crawl" is descriptive of a virgin's infant state of sexuality.

Cal: You know, Andy just spent ten minutes telling me how he spent all Friday night making egg salad, because he had a craving for an egg salad sandwich.
Jay: That's weird man, cause what's a guy doin' making egg salad on a Friday night? Aw crap! You think he's a virgin?!! You think he's...in the crawl space?!

by StaccatoPoet March 1, 2009

Sex Crawl

similar to a pub crawl, but instead of having a drink in every pub, you have sex with a girl or guy

Tom: Oh my god i have a huge cock burn
Andy: Why?
Tom: I went on a sex crawl last night
Andy: Nice

by Donkey Child April 25, 2009

Jaded Crawl

The jaded crawl is a dance move that looks like the crab dance made popular by hip hop artist Benzo.

To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.

Yo just do the jaded crawl.

by Rushtonez September 13, 2018

Alligator crawl

Drinking/party trick developed and refined in Deland,FL. Involves two people intertwined, face down, facing 180 degrees apart while crawling, resembling a good ol’ American Alligator.

Yo, we’re both buzzed on a Saturday night in Deland.. want to alligator crawl?

by One Stale Frito March 11, 2021

Army crawl

While in missionary and you’re not sure if she’ll swallow, you quickly slide up to her face and finish in her mouth.

My new girl asked for breakfast in bed, but she’s no good, so I decided she deserved an army crawl instead.

by SarahKelly June 16, 2019

crab crawling

When you finger pop 2 girls on either side of you, therefor moving you hands like a crab

Taylor went crab crawling this two sluts last weekend

by wellhungkid March 30, 2014

crawl-in clinic

With hospitals, emergency rooms and ambulances over-taxed with COVID-19 patients, the strip-mall medical facility where you seek care for almost anything.

Having every symptom of massive heart failure, he managed to drive to the crawl-in clinic, a place he'd normally go for a cut finger. In the pandemic, it was his only option.

by Monkey's Dad April 26, 2020