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City Cousin

What a "Country Cousin" calls the rest of us. People that live in the city but have family connections in the suburbs or country. OR the city end of a drug ring. a city cousin could be either the cook or the dealer. It depends on where the drugs are being sold.
I have to drop a key off to my city cousin.
by Cloud Control May 24, 2015
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favorite cousin

the best cousin in the family/bestie of the family. You can tell them all your problems and no snitching
andrew is my favorite cousin on my dads side, we besties no doubt i tell him everything
by idkhernandez March 21, 2021
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Cousin Craig

It's a fuckboy with a huge dick that reminds you of a traffic cone.
Dude, that traffic cone reminds me of Cousin Craig...
by IHeartCreamCheese June 21, 2016
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cousin mary

Weed, marihuana, sticky icky, indo, hydro, sess, ganja, bud, strains, green gold, reefer, bomb, sherm

Used when saying it bluntly is inappropriate.
My cousin mary's coming in from Mexico, let's go scoop her up.
by MiguelFromMexico July 20, 2008
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Cousin Eddie

A really smelly suprise fart that comes out of no where and just won't go away!!! Also tends to happen when the "shitters full"!
I wish you had warned me before you contaminated my lungs with that Cousin Eddie!
by TNT1980 September 17, 2015
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Retarded Cousin

A Retarded Cousin is that one slice of pizza that is cut smaller than the rest, and is usually left-over, until drastic measures are used.
If left at a party, the host will usually try to trick someone into taking the Retarded Cousin home.
Host: There's still a piece of pizza left if anyone wants it.
Tim: I'll take it... wait a second, is it the Retarded Cousin?

John: I am still kinda hungry... I'm going to get another piece of pizza. Ohh, never mind...
Mike:What's up?
John: There's only the Retarded Cousin left.
by MmCcPp June 18, 2011
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wiener cousins

Two guys that have had sex with the same girl.
You've had sex with Elliott and I've had sex with Elliott, we need to stick together, we're wiener cousins!
by mayadizzle April 23, 2009
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