Costcoed

When you fall in love with a product and go back to Costco to buy it again but they are out of stock.
Me: I bought these protein bars at Costco. I went back to get more and they were out.

Homie: Fool you just got costcoed!
by krustie September 17, 2021
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Costco shopping

Costco shopping is code for slaying bitches and getting drunk
Honey, I’ll be gone for the afternoon. I’m running a few errands, might do some
Costco Shopping. Don’t wait up for me.
by The @$!@ñ $3ń$@+!0ñ January 15, 2021
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fantasy costco

A business run by Garfield the deals warlock. It is located on the bureau of balance (now benevolence) moon base.
Lets go to Fantasy Costco

Fantasy Costco, where all your dreams come true, got a deal for you!
by Samdwich May 29, 2020
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The Costco Gauntlet

Eating 1 chicken bake, 1 slice of pizza, 1 churro, 1 sundae, and a bowl of chili from Costco in one sitting.
Yo bro, you wanna do the Costco Gauntlet this weekend?
Yea man, my stomachs gonna hurt though
by IfGodWasAFruit June 14, 2019
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Costco snack

Anything wonderful that is around for a limited time, then gone forever, like certain snacks sold at Costco.
My summer romance turned out to be nothing more than a Costco snack.
by Midnight Noon June 06, 2017
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costco gorging

A costco gorge is when you go to Costco to by your shit and everywhere you turn there are hoards of cheap ass motherfuckers blocking your way to get free samples of cheese dip and pizza nuggets.
Tasha went to Costco to buy her veggies and tampons. It took her so long because every aisle was over run with old people and turban wearing Indians Costco gorging. She almost got trampled by three old ladies.
by Miltythecheese May 31, 2017
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Costco shame

The feeling you get when you’ve already picked up everything you need from Costco but continue shopping and your bill is three times what you expected.

The feeling you get when you unload your car after a Costco run and you hope noone sees the excessive amount of bulk merchandise you’ve purchased for a family of two.
She felt the weight of Costco shame set in as she put her massive pack of lemons,

She felt an immense amount of Costco shame as she unloaded her box of 120 ice cream sandwiches for a family of two from her car as the hot neighbor walked by.
by Punan_From_Hunan April 13, 2024
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