Costcoed

When you fall in love with a product and go back to Costco to buy it again but they are out of stock.

Me: I bought these protein bars at Costco. I went back to get more and they were out.

Homie: Fool you just got costcoed!

by krustie September 17, 2021

Costco Surprise

1 package of bacon containing at least 90 pounds of the stuff. Does not necessarily apply to non-pork variations of bacon, as these may have a different weight ratio, and may not include a similar quantity of meat.

"I go to the freezer and I reach inside/Wrap my hands around a Costco surprise. What's that? It's like 90 pounds of that bacon dude/That's a lot of pig! And it's aboudda get chewed."

~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!

by Bacon_lover1313 February 7, 2010

The Costco Effect

That moment when you go to the store only needing a few things, then end up leaving with a whole cart of stuff, typically not including the original item(s) you came for. This term is not exclusive to Costco and can be used for any store that manages to get you to fall into its consumerist trap.

"Dang, look at all this stuff we bought. I only needed a couple of things !"

"That's the Costco Effect for ya"

by ChickenScrxtch82 April 20, 2024

Costco Syndrome

Psychological syndrome where you buy things you've never used, will never use or never use the amount you purchased before it goes bad but are completely happy about it.

"Why are you doing a new room addition?" "It is for the new spice rack because the 4 pound curry and turmeric jars I bought while suffering from Costco Syndrome won't fit in my kitchen. If I ever start enjoying the taste of either of those spices it will be great, got them at a phenomenal price!"

by T Giraffe December 20, 2018

Ohio Costco

Costco in Ohio

“ hide n seek in costco tn be ther”

“Ohio Costco”

by r4z44 November 8, 2023

Costco intellectual

A person who usually lives in a safe, liberal bubble who believes you can run the world as if it's a club designed to keep out poor people. They generally take edge case, nuanced scenarios, or things that can only be done in high trust systems and try to apply them to every situation.

Have you seen her instagram stories? She's such a Costco intellectual.

by IRainFall January 4, 2024

Costcoing

Going on a shared Costco trip with someone.

Hey bro, let's go Costcoing!

by CAmike September 19, 2018