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Tom- "Hey did you see that Cordial Distress concert? It was so ass"
Mark- "I didn't even go. I'm not stupid enough to waste my money on their worthless tickets"
Tom-"Lmao man"
Mark- "I didn't even go. I'm not stupid enough to waste my money on their worthless tickets"
Tom-"Lmao man"
by ColeDass69 February 21, 2021
Get the cordial distress mug.The Cordanian can only be performed by a Jordanian male, a Canadian male, with a female of any nationality.
First, the Canadian will act really polite - as they’re known for - and offer the broad some maple syrup. Before she can answer he then takes the handful of it in his hand (which was behind his back) and smashes it onto her face and mouth before entering her orally.
The Jordanian then walks up from behind to see if everything is ok and generously offer up some hummus, because who the fuck doesn’t love hummus amirite? Before anyone can really acknowledge this kind gesture, a fistful of hummus - which again was in his hand behind his own back - is literally slapped onto the vaginal/anal area of the chick, then immediately penetrated in one swift movement.
During this three way at some point, the Jordanian will say “mobsoot!”, which indicates a quick switching of holes, or conversely the Canadian may say “Tim Horton’s, eh!?” which also indicates a switch.
After several hole swaps and possibly several hours of maple syrup, hummus, and whatever bodily fluids have emerged from each orifice getting sloppily mixed together, the guys then both cum on the girl then go out and have Italian food together (typically Olive Garden).
First, the Canadian will act really polite - as they’re known for - and offer the broad some maple syrup. Before she can answer he then takes the handful of it in his hand (which was behind his back) and smashes it onto her face and mouth before entering her orally.
The Jordanian then walks up from behind to see if everything is ok and generously offer up some hummus, because who the fuck doesn’t love hummus amirite? Before anyone can really acknowledge this kind gesture, a fistful of hummus - which again was in his hand behind his own back - is literally slapped onto the vaginal/anal area of the chick, then immediately penetrated in one swift movement.
During this three way at some point, the Jordanian will say “mobsoot!”, which indicates a quick switching of holes, or conversely the Canadian may say “Tim Horton’s, eh!?” which also indicates a switch.
After several hole swaps and possibly several hours of maple syrup, hummus, and whatever bodily fluids have emerged from each orifice getting sloppily mixed together, the guys then both cum on the girl then go out and have Italian food together (typically Olive Garden).
Dude 1: Yo, did you hear about J and Mat? They gave some broad a Cordanian - AGAIN. That’s the fourth time this week!
Dude 2: No way! They are gonna get fat from eating all that Olive Garden.
Dude 2: No way! They are gonna get fat from eating all that Olive Garden.
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Get the Cordae mug.Cordelia Chase is a character in the Buffyverse. She is portrayed by Charisma Carpenter. Cordelia evolves a lot over the years. In season one of Buffy, Cordelia is a popular girl who has a small who « rules » over the school. In season two of Buffy, though, we see a more complex side of Cordelia, when she starts dating Xander Harris. Cordelia becomes more open about her relationship when she states that she loves him and that she doesn’t care about what her friends think of him and their relationship. Cordelia and Xander end up breaking up. Cordelia comes back at Sunnydale High in season 3 of Buffy. She helps the Scooby Gang defeat the Mayor and Faith Lehane in season 3, but then goes on Angel. After Cordelia helped defeat the mayor, she moved from Sunnydale to Los Angeles, with the ambition of becoming a famous actress. She surprisingly met Angel again at a party in which she was invited at for her « career ». Cordelia was then almost killed by a vampire but Angel saved her and they made a team with her, Angel and Angel’s demon friend Doyle, called « Angel investigations » to help the helpless in L.A. Cordelia was attracted to Doyle and he was attracted to her, but they never officially dated. However, they kissed in the seventh episode of the first season, just before Doyle sacrificed himself to save Angel and Cordelia. I must mention Doyle had visions; he could see when someone was about to get killed or was in peril. By kissing Cordelia, he gave her his power.
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