coon

the reason tfue go banned for a while

you fucking coon

by light snipe December 01, 2018

coon

a black person that steals shit

this coon just stole my bike

by jfewipe3uyfhenydgojfhg May 02, 2022

Cooned

A hot drunken mess and state of being where you rummage through food, destroy furniture, and try to have sex with everything.

Man that guy is so Cooned, he ate all the snacks and is trying to hook up.

by JohnnyBravvvo September 16, 2016

Coon

Someone who does something so stupid it disgraces their race.

Nota Bene:

When calling someone a coon it is custom to elongate the vowels:
Coooooooon.

Kyrie: Clumsily drops their Popeyes $5 box spilling the remains on the floor, then picks up the chicken and mashed potatoes and proceeds to continue his meal.

Patrick: You coon!!!

by Pgambs November 13, 2017

coon

a word that teenagers use for every day things/feelings/people and their faggyness.

alix: omg sera you looked like such a coon today!
sera: stfu you stupid whore
alix: lmfao. you stfu coon.
alix: COON COON COON COON!!!

by lush-lexx.THEBOMB June 23, 2007

Coon

A mentally deficient black person. Usually listens to nigga-music

Aidan: You stupid coon that's a fellow a white person not a ghost

by Itsmeitisnt June 24, 2019

coon

An affectionate name for a Maine Coon cat.

I adopted what I thought was a grown, neutered cat, but when I brought him to the vet for a checkup, I found out he was a 6-month-old, unneutered kitten. Needless to say, he grew to be a 20-pound monster because he was a coon and I didn't know it.

by Stop the pendulum January 04, 2006