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Cooker

A cooker is a paranoid conspiracy theorist that can often be seen in mainstream media comment sections posting needle emojies and blaming every death on the covid vaccine. When confronted or asked for evidence they will commonly respond with "its time for another booster" or some variation of that. Cookers will tell people not to believe the mainstream media however, they will foam at the mouth whenever a mainstream media outlet puts "died suddenly" in the headline.
Did you see that cooker blaming that plane crash in port Phillip on the vaccine?
by Shitphototaker69 February 2, 2024
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Cooker bait

Cooker bait is when a mainstream media outlet intentionally adds antivaxer buzzwords into headlines to generate clicks. For example, "died suddenly" or "mystery illness" this often sends Cookers into a frenzy in comment sections of mainstream media outlets. Cooker bait can be anything from plane crashes to young people passing away, any situation where someone has died unexpectedly is perfect for cooker bait.
7 news Australia's proffits must be down they've brought out the cooker bait to boost clicks
by Shitphototaker69 February 2, 2024
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cookers oil

Cookers oil - A breach of family trust
My brother had his way with me hayyy "cookers oil"
by HAYYYY CHICK April 5, 2023
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Cooker

Australian slang for someone who doesn't lick government boot leather
Mike got fired from work the other day because he didn't get his 25th booster.
Fuckin 'cooker'
by birrel May 5, 2023
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The Hiroshima rice cooker

Ask an Asian bird to do some roleplaying in the bedroom, blindfold her, put rice in her snatch, pinch her flaps open to spread her hole, then press you asshole on her cunthole and drop a massive fart, then take off her blindfold and tell her all those little ricers didn't see that coming just like her ancestors at Hiroshima.
Bro, i made sushi with this asian chick last night, we used the Hiroshima rice cooker to make the rice, it made the sushi taste like shit.
by Douwntanal October 30, 2019
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Emmet loves pressure cookers

The term used for someone who thoroughly enjoys the use, and or presence of a pressure cooker
Steve: did you see that new cuisinart

Vince: I only have one thing to say, Emmet loves pressure cookers
by Sewy slice June 2, 2021
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cooker

Remember my friend from Geelong Grammar who turned into an anarchist? Yeah, he's a cooker now.
by angelgirl99 August 29, 2022
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