hot cooch

Eating hotwings then fingering a girl without washing your hands.

P.K. ate some hot wings, and later gave his woman a hot cooch.

by PK to the Max January 14, 2009

Shallow Cooch

a vagina that does not go very deep; a vagina of a woman that signed the covenant

"Dang, that girl's so hot, she's got such a shallow cooch."

by Walter Bones June 27, 2005

spicy cooch

when a girl hasnt cleaned her va jay jay and it smells like fish salsa and fart

"damn jennifer stunk up the bathroom now it smells like spicy cooch"

by regina filangie July 25, 2006

Cooch Juice

Slang term for vaginal excretions.

After banging Grant's mom she squeezed out some cooch juice.

by Michael Otto December 10, 2004

Cooch Lagoon

A vulgar and disgusting woman that gives off a terrible odor from her vagina. The word derives from "cooch" which is a slang term for vagina and "lagoon" which is usually a smelly and closed area of water.

Close your legs cooch lagoon, you're making me have nausea.

by WithStrangeAeons July 8, 2011

Chewbacca Cooch

A sci-fi take on the 70s bush in which one would hybrid growl and gargle when a man goes down on her death star.

Her chewbacca cooch was primed for my light saber

by Nitrophoenix69 August 21, 2014

cooch stretcher

An abnormally large penis or a child.

How many cooch stretchers do you have?

by Big Foots Dick July 6, 2015