Condom

A latex device used to wrap it and tap it.

She's so hot i wouldnt even care to use a condom. i want to be her baby's daddy.

by honeyfresh18.... December 15, 2010

Condom

The best invention EVER

dont be stupid....use a fucking condom!

COVER UR BLUBBER WITH RUBBER!

by the NINJA Cheesecake June 1, 2011

Condom

Something that made me, oh that's why my parents say I'm a mistake

For example:
Her: Remember to wear a condom?
Him: Oh shit...

by Make_a_wish_kid December 6, 2018

Condoms

Dick shields

Hey, i bought some condoms at the store last night.

by Random dude on the internet July 3, 2018

Condoming

To tactfully use condoms in a non traditional manner, by unraveling them out, and placing them around someone's home, garden, work as a means of humor.

Damm, you guys must have been condoming forever. When I got home from work my room was littered with condoms.

by Sriracha Jo May 23, 2016

Condom

Cum bubble

My son watches hentai

Thank god I didn’t use a condom because hentai is how we spend our father-son bonding time together

by DictionaryMan76 July 8, 2023

Condomize

To add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them

"My fiance is epic, she not only made me a plate, but she condomized everything perfectly!"

by Maxinemurder February 4, 2013