Compass Fingers

When someone's fingers are extremely crooked. Typically pointing in a strange direction like a compass. (I would personally say that because it's like an arrow pointing to the last bit of treasure you can't find)

"Yeesh, they have a serious case of Compass Fingers!"

"Ayo, your fingers pointing in like five different directions! Your compass must be broken!"

by Hirashimi ♀️ March 5, 2021

Human Compass

A person that fails to understand the logic of motorway signs/junctions. Often happens on the Manchester to London route.

How will i get to the gig in London? Should i use detailed maps or should i be a human compass and wing it

by LucieM December 11, 2008

compass rose

A map symbol showing the directions north, south, east, and west.

1. The compass rose helps you find the location of something or somewhere.

by lala145 September 29, 2017

compass

a nice girl who feels left out sometimes.

Have you seen Compass today?

by hehe225 November 21, 2021

Compassal Direction

The four main points on a compass: north, south, east, and west.

"Yeah sure, lets use the compassal direction on the compass."

by UnluckyWorder July 31, 2024

Rumpus Compass

The supposed ability of a person to find someone with an attractive buttock by ‘sensing’ the location of said buttock in their mind.

My Rumpus Compass is telling me to go over there.

by GoingNorth June 12, 2018

The inner compass

Aka the penis. The dictator of what makes men do the things they do.

“The inner compass led Brendan to deflower his pet alpaca, much to the the disgust of his wife”.

“Larry, a balding and overweight failing real estate agent, made the bold decision to purchase a BMW convertible. Actually it wasn’t Larry, it was his mid life middle compass”.

by The Shoebill Storker April 13, 2022