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Max Comeback

A type of pathetic comeback that one uses when he/she is too stupid to think of anything else.

Person 1: Dude, you're gay.
Person 2: No, YOU'RE Gay.

Person 1: Haha. Nice hair.
Person 2: No, YOU have nice hair.
Person 1: You suck at making comebacks.
Person 2: No, you suck at making comebacks.
Person 1: Fucking Max Comeback....
by MaxIsSexy April 25, 2009
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Comeback

A Comeback is a Insult to The Person Who Just Insulted You!
Guy 1:"Your so Fat You Make Earthquakes Shiver!"
Guy 2:"Ya Well Your Mom!"
Guy 1:"Nice Comeback lol"
Guy 2:"If I Wanted My Cum Back I'd Smack You In The Throat!"
by Sesgulls Of Santa!!! December 9, 2008
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Comeback

A retaliation of whitty naughty words when a person has called you something witty or naughty
Ann: I really want to really tell my boyfriends off with a good Comeback since he's always making those witty woman in the kitchen jokes. Whats a really good Comeback?

John: Then you better Comeback with a sandwhich
by Shoebacca July 11, 2010
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comeback-ulate

To "ejaculate" come backs all over someone as a verbal retaliation. A full blown attack of the tongue.
"If Bitch talks smack, I'm a "comeback-ulate" all over her grill."

"You come towards me talking shit, I will "comeback-ulate" all over your Facebook."
by Aychee F June 19, 2009
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Retard Comeback

When in an argument a person brings up something completely out of context that sounds like a good response or comeback in their head but is usually just out of the blue, usually isn't true, and completely irrelevant.
Oh God Tyson made another fucking Retard Comeback in the dm again. This time he said I'm bad a talking.
by Niggato 69 September 18, 2017
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Comebacking

When you comeback from something, you are comebacking in a sense that involves magic and occasinally a llama.
But yeah, it means to comeback (in -ing form)
'2NE1, after not making music since the dinosaurs went extinct, is comebacking!'
by DobbyTheOtter June 23, 2013
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comeback king

'9ers down 5 with 20 seconds. Montana back to throw, hits Rice on the crossroute. Score!!!!!! Touchdooooooooown 49ers!!!!!!! The comeback king strike again!!
by fjfjjfnfsjera December 24, 2010
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